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Florida woman bites deputy during arrest, causes him to pass out (video)
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| 1/21/2020
| Jessica May
Posted on 01/24/2020 4:07:38 PM PST by simpson96
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Video at link.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:07:38 PM PST
by
simpson96
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:09:52 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
We've seen worse!😎
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:11:09 PM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: simpson96
At least now that he’s been bitten, he will develop Florida Man superpowers.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:11:27 PM PST
by
SIDENET
(ISAIAH 5:20)
To: simpson96
Florida Woman is giving Florida Man a run for his money these days.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:11:51 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Epstein didn't kill himself.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:14:37 PM PST
by
crazydad
To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz
Man, don't ping him, he's already halfway to Palm Coast with a bottle of Two Buck Chuck and a tastefully arranged bouquet of Trojans in a vase. Jeez. 🤣
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:15:13 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Epstein and Ukraine Airlines Flight PS752 didn't kill themselves. Yeah, I went there.)
To: Uncle Miltie
I waiting for the Florida kid. ....
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:15:32 PM PST
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
To: simpson96
The officer needs a rabies shot.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:15:40 PM PST
by
bwest
To: simpson96
A young Cloris Leachman? No. Who does she remind me of?
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:16:51 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:17:23 PM PST
by
crazydad
To: crazydad
No, not Hillary. Not looks-wise. Crap! This is going to bother me all night.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:19:04 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: crazydad
Got it. If you crossed a Bene Gesserit witch with Meryl Streep.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:23:40 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: Sirius Lee
To: crazydad
No, not Villary; no missing pint of blood from leg.
To: simpson96
Lesley Anne Warren. Yes, I'm getting a little of that. But with some Bene Gesserit mixed in. Biting is the Weirding Way for Florida.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:27:48 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: SIDENET
“At least now that he’s been bitten, he will develop Florida Man superpowers.”
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Either that or he’ll start sleeping in the day and being active only at night. And have a powerful hankerin’ for blood sausage.
To: simpson96
How in tarnation did he pass out over such a minor injury?
This cop needs to find other work for his own good.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:37:19 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: LouieFisk
“At least now that he’s been bitten, he will develop Florida Man superpowers.”
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Either that or he’ll start sleeping in the day and being active only at night. And have a powerful hankerin’ for blood sausage.
*********
Really?
Seriously?
You do realize, don’t you, that this is how the Zombocalypse *always* starts, right?
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:43:04 PM PST
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: simpson96
Coppers in my town dont faint when bitten. They stovepipe your head with the back of a mossberg, and goose tie you with more zip ties than a string of Christmas lights.
My parents taught me to never bite the police.
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posted on
01/24/2020 4:43:20 PM PST
by
mmercier0921
(I don't believe that elvis is dead.)
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