Video at link.
1 posted on
01/24/2020 4:07:38 PM PST by
simpson96
To: Lazamataz
2 posted on
01/24/2020 4:09:52 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: simpson96
At least now that he’s been bitten, he will develop Florida Man superpowers.
4 posted on
01/24/2020 4:11:27 PM PST by
SIDENET
(ISAIAH 5:20)
To: simpson96
Florida Woman is giving Florida Man a run for his money these days.
5 posted on
01/24/2020 4:11:51 PM PST by
Uncle Miltie
(Epstein didn't kill himself.)
To: simpson96
6 posted on
01/24/2020 4:14:37 PM PST by
crazydad
To: simpson96
The officer needs a rabies shot.
9 posted on
01/24/2020 4:15:40 PM PST by
bwest
To: simpson96
A young Cloris Leachman? No. Who does she remind me of?
10 posted on
01/24/2020 4:16:51 PM PST by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: simpson96
How in tarnation did he pass out over such a minor injury?
This cop needs to find other work for his own good.
18 posted on
01/24/2020 4:37:19 PM PST by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: simpson96
Coppers in my town dont faint when bitten. They stovepipe your head with the back of a mossberg, and goose tie you with more zip ties than a string of Christmas lights.
My parents taught me to never bite the police.
20 posted on
01/24/2020 4:43:20 PM PST by
mmercier0921
(I don't believe that elvis is dead.)
To: simpson96
Those aren’t high cheekbones,they’re venom glands.
23 posted on
01/24/2020 4:52:37 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: simpson96
At what age do Florida women get their rabies shot?
24 posted on
01/24/2020 4:58:20 PM PST by
Reily
To: simpson96
26 posted on
01/24/2020 5:05:45 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election.)
To: simpson96
My friend a Police Officer died from a bite of a prisoner.
27 posted on
01/24/2020 5:07:47 PM PST by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: simpson96; Gamecock; SaveFerris
Any relation?
To: simpson96
Did her bite inject a pint of alcohol into him? One bite and he’s up to 0.20.
29 posted on
01/24/2020 5:08:25 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Cutest internet video: Charlie bit my finger. Creepiest internet video: Joe Biden bit my finger.)
To: simpson96
It’s fortunate for the officer that, in the struggle, she didn’t get a tooth-grip on his penis... If a leg bite made him faint, what would a 2-inch removal have made the cop do?
31 posted on
01/24/2020 5:51:41 PM PST by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: simpson96
Better get checked for rabies.
32 posted on
01/24/2020 6:12:21 PM PST by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care!)
To: simpson96
I don’t understand, she bit the cop and is still alive? Shit, if she was a dog he would have killed it just for barking, Floriduh just ain’t got no standards no more!
33 posted on
01/24/2020 7:33:59 PM PST by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: simpson96
According to FCSO, she approached a deputy in a threatening manner and began kicking and screaming when officers attempted to secure her in handcuffs. I wish they'd be a little more honest when they report these things...The female walked up to the cops and stopped...Nothing threatening...They then threw her on the ground...I didn't see any reason for it...She didn't either...
34 posted on
01/24/2020 8:53:31 PM PST by
Iscool
To: simpson96
She took a good chunk out of his leg. She won’t be smiling when she gets sent to the big house.
35 posted on
01/24/2020 9:21:11 PM PST by
Crucial
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