Planters Announces Mr. Peanut Has Died at Age 104

E! News ^ | January 22, 2019 | Jess Cohen

[Trump20162020]

Mr. Peanut has passed away at the age of 104, Planters announced on Wednesday.

"It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104," the announcement post reads.

[Conan the Librarian]

Awhhhh Nuts!

[Magnum44]

[Red Badger]

Will he be buried in the shell or roasted on a grill?.......................

[bigbob]

Will they have him ground - chunky or creamy?

[kaehurowing]

Dayyyummmm.

I hear the Jolly Green Giant is in a care home somewhere and not doing too well.

[ClearCase_guy]

Another oppressive piece of the Patriarchy goes DOWN!!

[Leep]

Probably for the best..he was getting quite rancid.

[Political Junkie Too]

He was assaulted.

-PJ

[TheTimeOfMan]

Great. Now we will probably be treated to his tranny great grandson, who walks funny, has had a colon reconstruction, wears adult diapers, and volunteers for the Boy Scouts.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Sheesh, another example of Leftist Millenials infesting corporate marketing.

He’ll likely be replaced with a hip, rapping, trans Brazil Nut.

[Skywise]

Wow.. what an uplifting ad to sell peanuts

[uranium penguin]

Why would they kill off Mr. Peanut?

Seems like a really bad marketing decision.

[Daffynition]

I thought Jimmie Carter had passed.

[Retrofitted]

Off to eBay to see if my Mr. Peanut stuff is worth anything! My break-dancing Mr. Peanut complete with jar has got to be worth something! ;)

[Buckeye McFrog]

It’s New Coke all over again.

[cuban leaf]

Aunt Jemima will live forever.

[stanne]

What a misguided marketing idea. Just awful.

[dangus]

Peter Pan will live forever!

[Leep]

Also, the circumstances of his death are unfortunate.
He has found in a couch cushion along with 17 cents and a toothpick.