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Man tried to cure constipation by swallowing live eels, wound up in emergency surgery, report says
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| 01/16/2020
| Alexandria Hein
Posted on 01/16/2020 3:27:11 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG
Well, mebbe he thought the eels would eat the blockage, but they had another idea....?
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posted on
01/16/2020 4:48:10 PM PST
by
doorgunner69
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
To: DFG
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posted on
01/16/2020 4:49:02 PM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: DFG
“There was joy amoung the eels
when death grabbed him by the heels
For he skinned them and he sorted them,
As tho’ death had country courted them!
(Frm D. Sayers translation of “Inferno”)
To: fruser1
No, no. For that you have gay sex with a donkey.
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posted on
01/16/2020 4:49:19 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Seems to me there would be a faster route to solving constipation using eels.”
Buttigieg could have helped him out.
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posted on
01/16/2020 4:50:55 PM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: xrmusn
Eels are delicious smoked.
66
posted on
01/16/2020 4:54:20 PM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Responsibility2nd; Equine1952
Definitely not one of those “touchy, eely” threads, for sure...
:^)
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posted on
01/16/2020 4:54:37 PM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: DFG
This supposed to be a political forum, yet not one poster has asked if the eels were nude or green.
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posted on
01/16/2020 5:03:46 PM PST
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: A strike
It’s who they are.Yes it is. Permanent rectal defilade. 😁
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posted on
01/16/2020 5:07:19 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Father of Air Force Officer in pilot training. Air Force aircraft, go much faster than Army tanks)
To: DFG
something wong with this story...
wong snake for wong plumbing...
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posted on
01/16/2020 5:14:26 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: DFG
Live by the green nude eel, die by the green nude eel.
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posted on
01/16/2020 5:16:34 PM PST
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: BenLurkin
“Do not take live eels if you are allergic to any of the ingredients in live eels.”"Do not drive or operate heavy machinery when swallowing live eels."
To: GreenHornet
Can you imagine the disclaimers on the ads for live eels?
To: ModelBreaker
Can you imagine the disclaimers on the ads for live eels?"Take only as directed. Do not exceed the recommended daily dosage. Children under the age of 12 should not swallow live eels. Do not take if you have a history of allergic reaction to live eel, heart problems, kidney disease, liver disease, or respiratory problems such as asthma, emphysema, or chronic bronchitis. Avoid live eel if you are pregnant or nursing. Do not swallow live eels for more than ten days. If symptoms persist, discontinue use and seek medical advice."
To: DFG
Chinese medicine is so appealing. < /sarcasm>
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posted on
01/16/2020 6:13:47 PM PST
by
GingisK
To: GingisK
To: carriage_hill
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posted on
01/16/2020 8:23:47 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Epstein and Ukraine Airlines Flight PS752 didn't kill themselves. Yeah, I went there.)
To: Equine1952
Saw that act live when I was a bouncer at a business in NY...
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posted on
01/17/2020 3:09:43 AM PST
by
trebb
(Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
To: Viking2002
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posted on
01/17/2020 4:03:37 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: DFG
Because laxatives were just too easy. 😆
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posted on
01/17/2020 7:58:39 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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