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SATIRE CNN Reporter Informs Iranian Protesters They're Supposed To Be Shouting 'Death To America'
Babylon Bee ^ | January 13, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/14/2020 10:43:20 AM PST by gattaca

TEHRAN—As Iranians protested their government's downing of a passenger jet, a frantic CNN reporter ran through the crowd lecturing them on how they were actually supposed to be shouting "Death to America!"

The CNN reporter arrived at the protests, excited to cover another anti-US protest but quickly realized they were actually shouting "Death to the dictator!" and blaming their government for shooting down the plane.

"Guys, you're ruining the narrative!" he cried through a megaphone. "We can't run with this! You're willing to assign blame to Iran more readily than the media and the Democrats were! This isn't good for our viewership! Are you guys in league with Fox News?"

"Please guys, please shout 'death to America,' just for a few minutes so I can get some B-roll!"

His efforts weren't having any effect, so the reporter began trying to start up the chants himself. "Come on, people! Death to America! Death to America! When I say 'Death to,' you say, 'America!' Death to!" A shoe was thrown in his direction, though, and he scattered, fearing for his life.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; clintonnonnews; cnn; stoppostingsatire

1 posted on 01/14/2020 10:43:20 AM PST by gattaca
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2 posted on 01/14/2020 10:45:27 AM PST by nickcarraway
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3 posted on 01/14/2020 11:09:12 AM PST by bitt (A FRIVOLOUS impeachment vote is a SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY)
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To: gattaca

Protestors in Iran aren’t performing monkeys for CNN like the leftist protestors are in America.

The fool reporter could be shot by the Iranian police....they fool, he thinks he is safe cause he is liberal?

Buahahahahahahaha.

There soon will be a few ounces of lead in his way if he does not GO HOME. Or he might be taken prisoner to serve 20 years in the Tehran Hilton.

He’s after a “Pulfitzer!” FOR best fictional drama in the News!


4 posted on 01/14/2020 11:33:58 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: gattaca

And if anyone doesn’t believe this satire is dancing on the edge of truth, never forget “My Muslim faith...””Your Christian faith!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKGdkqfBICw


5 posted on 01/14/2020 11:59:05 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: gattaca

Many Iranians/Persians get it. It all starts with a LIE. The LIE is the weapon used most often by the CRIMINAL.


6 posted on 01/14/2020 12:04:23 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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BEAUTIFUL architecture BTW...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWghTVdDGDM

Cut your strings, puppets. REJECT your POLARIZING, PROPAGANDISTS at the POWER CENTERS.

1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3.


7 posted on 01/14/2020 12:13:08 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: BenLurkin

Thanks for the link. All these years, I haven’t seen that one. FUBO SERIAL LIAR.


8 posted on 01/14/2020 12:48:25 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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