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Fat got you tongue?
1 posted on 01/10/2020 3:00:49 PM PST by nickcarraway
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My girlfriend seems to have no issue w my fst tongue...


2 posted on 01/10/2020 3:03:29 PM PST by ObozoMustGo2012
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LOL!


3 posted on 01/10/2020 3:04:12 PM PST by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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Time to do some tongue pushups.


5 posted on 01/10/2020 3:07:16 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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I’d really like to know just how they’d measure the obesity of a tongue.

Is there a TMI similar to BMI in there too?

(do NOT get me started on therapies & exercises to reduce an overweight tongue!! More TMI!! )

TGIF, that’s all I have to say now!


8 posted on 01/10/2020 3:11:37 PM PST by ZephyrTX
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Peepo ha fat tongueth? Ow cahn yoo tell?


9 posted on 01/10/2020 3:12:19 PM PST by alloysteel (Freedom is not a matter of life and death. It is much more serious than that..)
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I just lick my left eyebrow 10 times, then my right eyebrow.

It can get messy but it never fails to impress the ladies.


11 posted on 01/10/2020 3:16:49 PM PST by jdsteel (Americans are Dreamers too!!!)
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Good one.

I wonder if exercise will help:

Tongue lashing to someone you really can’t stand.

Tongue wagging while gossiping.

And last but not least passionate kissing with someone you love.


13 posted on 01/10/2020 3:21:45 PM PST by frank ballenger (End vote harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist me"dia news censorship or we are finished.)
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Perhaps I can get a million dollar grant to study if fat makes you fatter


14 posted on 01/10/2020 3:31:49 PM PST by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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To: nickcarraway

In before the Gene Simmons post.


15 posted on 01/10/2020 3:34:10 PM PST by Redcitizen (Tagline not secure.)
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17 posted on 01/10/2020 3:37:09 PM PST by PA2SK
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To paraphrase Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts ... “How do you lose weight in your tongue?”


18 posted on 01/10/2020 3:40:31 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (The words of the prophets are written on the Facebook walls and tenement halls.)
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To: nickcarraway

Tongue in groove works wonders to keep ones tongue fit. Don’t ask me how I know and besides I did flooring at one time. :)


20 posted on 01/10/2020 3:55:58 PM PST by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: nickcarraway
To exercise your tongue and burn some fat, try speaking Russian. Say, Dozhd v Ispanii idyot v osnovnom v stepi (the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain).
22 posted on 01/10/2020 4:11:24 PM PST by Fiji Hill
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Can a tongue tuck be far away?


24 posted on 01/10/2020 6:45:58 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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Well, duh!


25 posted on 01/10/2020 11:08:10 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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A dentist seeing patients where I was a nurse told me that high blood pressure enlarges the tongue. Another reason to get blood pressure under control!


26 posted on 01/10/2020 11:13:30 PM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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Know who has fat tongues? Fat people. Hmm...


27 posted on 01/11/2020 12:43:55 AM PST by vpintheak (Leftists are full of "Love, peace" and bovine squeeze.)
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The major cause of my sleep apnea is a large tongue due to heredity. When I was first diagnosed my doctor told me a CPAP would be my best treatment option. He was right and I got immediate relief from my sleep apnea the first night I used a CPAP machine. I have used a CPAP for over 20 years traveled intentionally and even gone camping with my CPAP machine.


28 posted on 01/11/2020 7:14:55 AM PST by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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