Fat got you tongue?
To: nickcarraway
My girlfriend seems to have no issue w my fst tongue...
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
01/10/2020 3:04:12 PM PST by
Bigg Red
(WWG1WGA)
To: nickcarraway
Time to do some tongue pushups.
To: nickcarraway
I’d really like to know just how they’d measure the obesity of a tongue.
Is there a TMI similar to BMI in there too?
(do NOT get me started on therapies & exercises to reduce an overweight tongue!! More TMI!! )
TGIF, that’s all I have to say now!
8 posted on
01/10/2020 3:11:37 PM PST by
ZephyrTX
To: nickcarraway
Peepo ha fat tongueth? Ow cahn yoo tell?
9 posted on
01/10/2020 3:12:19 PM PST by
alloysteel
(Freedom is not a matter of life and death. It is much more serious than that..)
To: nickcarraway
I just lick my left eyebrow 10 times, then my right eyebrow.
It can get messy but it never fails to impress the ladies.
11 posted on
01/10/2020 3:16:49 PM PST by
jdsteel
(Americans are Dreamers too!!!)
To: nickcarraway
Good one.
I wonder if exercise will help:
Tongue lashing to someone you really can’t stand.
Tongue wagging while gossiping.
And last but not least passionate kissing with someone you love.
13 posted on
01/10/2020 3:21:45 PM PST by
frank ballenger
(End vote harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist me"dia news censorship or we are finished.)
Perhaps I can get a million dollar grant to study if fat makes you fatter
14 posted on
01/10/2020 3:31:49 PM PST by
dsrtsage
(Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
To: nickcarraway
In before the Gene Simmons post.
15 posted on
01/10/2020 3:34:10 PM PST by
Redcitizen
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To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
01/10/2020 3:37:09 PM PST by
PA2SK
To: nickcarraway
To paraphrase Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts ... “How do you lose weight in your tongue?”
18 posted on
01/10/2020 3:40:31 PM PST by
Fast Moving Angel
(The words of the prophets are written on the Facebook walls and tenement halls.)
To: nickcarraway
Tongue in groove works wonders to keep ones tongue fit. Don’t ask me how I know and besides I did flooring at one time. :)
20 posted on
01/10/2020 3:55:58 PM PST by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: nickcarraway
To exercise your tongue and burn some fat, try speaking Russian. Say, Dozhd v Ispanii idyot v osnovnom v stepi (the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain).
To: nickcarraway
Can a tongue tuck be far away?
24 posted on
01/10/2020 6:45:58 PM PST by
Mister Da
(The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
A dentist seeing patients where I was a nurse told me that high blood pressure enlarges the tongue. Another reason to get blood pressure under control!
To: nickcarraway
Know who has fat tongues? Fat people. Hmm...
27 posted on
01/11/2020 12:43:55 AM PST by
vpintheak
(Leftists are full of "Love, peace" and bovine squeeze.)
To: nickcarraway
The major cause of my sleep apnea is a large tongue due to heredity. When I was first diagnosed my doctor told me a CPAP would be my best treatment option. He was right and I got immediate relief from my sleep apnea the first night I used a CPAP machine. I have used a CPAP for over 20 years traveled intentionally and even gone camping with my CPAP machine.
28 posted on
01/11/2020 7:14:55 AM PST by
The Great RJ
("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher)
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