Escaped pigs visit grocery store, raid liquor aisle

UPI ^ | Jan. 6, 2020 / 3:09 PM | By Ben Hooper

[Red Badger]

Jan. 6 (UPI) -- A trio of escaped pigs wandered into a supermarket in Russia and were caught on camera raiding the liquor aisle.

A video taken at the store in Tyumen, Siberia, shows the three pigs perusing the liquor aisle and knocking over bottles of cognac, which they then proceeded to lap up off the floor.

Witnesses said the three pigs were found to have escaped from a nearby home.

The pigs were returned to their owner unharmed.

VIDEO AT LINK................

[Red Badger]

Brandy, you’re a fine pig!
What a good meal you would be!..............

[WKUHilltopper]

Raiding a liquor store leads to a pickled pig.

[trisham]

As long as they had a good time! :)

[Red Badger]

And pretty soon after that a ROAST Pig!.............

[Grimmy]

such a fine pig!
the meal, the platter, the servings just for me!

[Red Badger]

Kobe Pork!...................

[NativeSon]

I’ve left a few bars with pigs now at then.

[woodbutcher1963]

Was his name Arnold Ziffel?

[Red Badger]

PIG GOT UP AND SLOWLY WALKED AWAY, THE
(Music: F W Bowers / Lyrics: Benjamin Hapgood Burt)

Frank Crumit - 1934
Johnny Bond - 1966
Jim Croce - 1975

Also recorded by: Sam Hinton; Rudy Vallee;
Harry Belafonte; Clinton Ford; Acker Bilk.

One evening in October
When I was about one-third sober
And was taking home a load with manly pride
My poor feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side

Then we sang “It’s All Fair Weather”
And “Good Fellows Get Together”
Till a lady passing by was heard to say
She says, “You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away

Yes, the pig got up and slowly walked away
Slowly walked away, slowly walked away
Yes, the pig got up and he turned and winked at me
As he slowly walked away

I also well remember
One evening in November
When I was creeping home at break of day
For in my exhilaration
I engaged in conversation
With a cab-horse, right on the corner of Broadway

I was filled up to the eyeballs
With a flock of gin and highballs
So I whispered to the cab-horse old and grey
I says, “It’s these all-night homeward marches
That gave us both our fallen arches.”
And the old horse laughed and slowly walked away

Yes, the old horse laughed and slowly walked away
Slowly walked away, he slowly walked away
And the old horse laughed and he turned and winked at me
As he slowly walked away
As he slowly walked away

[xp38]

see post 6

[Red Badger]

Not in Russia, maybe Arnold Ziffelsky!................

[Boogieman]

My friend’s pit bull would knock over a beer if you set it down where she could reach it, then lap up whatever spilled.

[shotgun]

I’ve had several horses that enjoy it as well...

[NativeSon]

That’s outstanding !

[woodbutcher1963]

No it was:

Green Acres, is the place to be
Farm livin is the life for me
Land spreadin out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside

[shotgun]

Why, did you have corn in your pocket???

[Red Badger]

I never could get the cat to drink.

Must have been a Baptist cat...................

[Red Badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxX21uRovhg

[Red Badger]

She could get a Reality TV Show like ‘Octo-Mom’.............

[Robert DeLong]

I had a parakeet that loved martinis, that my dad would give him. 8>)