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CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: 'The Internet Is Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site' (Satire)
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Posted on 01/07/2020 9:43:06 AM PST by jeannineinsd
U.S.—CNN has slammed the world's best satire site, The Babylon Bee, after CNN exeuctives realized that "fake news" articles on the website were getting at least as much social media traction as their own.
"There ain't room in this internet for the both of us," growled one CNN anchor on the air Monday evening. "There simply aren't enough people out there for us to fool with our fake news stories and The Babylon Bee to fool with their satire. There isn't enough clickbait and outrage traffic to go around."
Reporters at the media outlet also pointed out that their news was "much faker" than The Babylon Bee's.
"They're obviously amateurs over there at The Bee," said Brian Stelter. "A lot of times, their reporting comes true. If you're gonna do fake news, do it right -- 100% fake, guaranteed, 24/7. They really should learn from the pros over here at CNN."
"Stay out of our territory," he growled.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cnn; fakenews
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To: jeannineinsd
To: jeannineinsd
I’d believe the BB over anything the MSM reports.
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posted on
01/07/2020 9:46:23 AM PST
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SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: jeannineinsd
Obviously a slow news day even for the “Bee”!
“They’re obviously amateurs over there at The Bee,” said Brian Stelter. “A lot of times, their reporting comes true. If you’re gonna do fake news, do it right — 100% fake, guaranteed, 24/7. They really should learn from the pros over here at CNN.”
“Stay out of our territory,” he growled.
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posted on
01/07/2020 9:46:30 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(If Nanzi peeee-losi, Schiffless, Mad Maxine and Chuckie were in charge, they would be droning us.)
To: jeannineinsd
To: jeannineinsd
LOL! They’re running circles around CNN.
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01/07/2020 9:46:56 AM PST
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FLT-bird
To: jeannineinsd
The best satire contains a strong element of truth, and there is far more truth in BB than CNN.
To: Telepathic Intruder
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posted on
01/07/2020 9:50:27 AM PST
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timestax
To: jeannineinsd
A bunch of traitorous clowns .
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01/07/2020 9:54:00 AM PST
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timestax
To: jeannineinsd
LOL so hard - I almost peed in my pants
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posted on
01/07/2020 9:57:02 AM PST
by
Jolla
To: jeannineinsd
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posted on
01/07/2020 9:58:38 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(The political war playing out in every country now: Globalists vs Nationalists)
To: jeannineinsd
Kick Stelter in the butt!
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posted on
01/07/2020 10:14:09 AM PST
by
jimfree
(My19 y/o granddaughter continues to have more quality exec experience than an 8 year Obama.)
To: jeannineinsd
“Stay out of our territory” he lisped in a high pitched girly voice.
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posted on
01/07/2020 10:36:28 AM PST
by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
To: jeannineinsd
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posted on
01/07/2020 11:08:54 AM PST
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: timestax
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01/07/2020 11:17:54 AM PST
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timestax
To: timestax
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01/07/2020 11:20:17 AM PST
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timestax
To: jeannineinsd
I see Babylon Bee is starting the new year off right. Funny. And almost true.
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01/07/2020 11:24:56 AM PST
by
unlearner
(Be ready for war.)
To: jeannineinsd
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01/07/2020 12:07:35 PM PST
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: unlearner
I knew this storybl was coming. Felt it in me bones.
To: jeannineinsd
The Bee had one earlier announcing that CNN was launching a new channel called "CNN:Real" to try their hand at reporting unbiased objective news.
CNN To Launch Real News Spinoff Site
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