[Impy]

I hope everyone had a Merry Chritsmas! Thanks for the sweater Belly Button Girl, perfect gift for the second warmnest Christmas on record.

"Thank YOU for the $50 gift card, you really know how to a rock a girl's world."

I wanted to get you a $100 one but they were overpriced, maybe next year they'll be on sale.

"And I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Hanukkah!!"

"I didn't know you were Jewish, Pom Pom girl."

"Huh? Whatever gave you that impression? I'm Scotch-Irish."

"And I'd like to wish you crackers a joyous Kwanzaa!"

"Is that the fake holliday mentioned 10 times by liberal Whites for every actual Black person that celebrates it?"

"That's the one! And happy Festivus too, cracker!"

"You keep mentioning crackers but you never bring any. I like the ones with peanut butter."

"And I would like to wish a Happy Wookie Life day to our friend Myles Garret."

"Hey! That's racist, can't you tell a gorilla from a Wookie?!"

"Yeah, don't you know it's racist to portray a Black man as a Wookie!!??"

"Oh, my apologies, we don't have Gorilla's on the Forest Moon of Lesbos. And humans here don't much notice racial differences with each other, not when there are so many damn dirty squid aliens and spear-wielding Teddy Bears to discriminate against."

Hey Commander Clammuncher, I saw your movie, you only have like 1 or 2 lines of dialogue and I blinked and missed your lesbian kiss, the back of "Carrie Fisher's" head got way more screen time than you.

"I know, unfortunately my big Patton speech and my bongo solo got cut for time, look for them in the DVD extras."

"Hey guys, I'll be looking for work as soon as this Monday. I heard you were in the market for a stupid jerkoff to make fun of and I thought I'd offer my services."

"Oh, hi Coach. In fact you might indeed be a good fit for the position."

"Great, another cracker coming to steal my job."

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING WEEK 17

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Get your picks in! All games on Sunday.

[dp0622]

Jets!!!

Oh wait. Sorry.

NEXT YEAR!!

They did beat Oakland and Pittsburgh :)

Baltimore vs New England will be a fun game.

[MuttTheHoople]

Putting as much effort into rooting for my Cowboys

..as they do in trying to win a game.

[noexcuses]

Go Hawks! The Beast is BACK!!

[Sgt_Schultze]

There’s an awful lot of enthusiasm upthread for Bmore backups in the face of motivated Pburgh starters

[seawolf101]

I didn’t know the NFL was still around.

Do they still have female cheerleaders?

[DarthVader]

Bills
Browns
Packers
Chiefs
Vikings
Patriots
Falcons
Saints
Cowboys
Raiders
Rams
Eagles
Colts
Ravens
Texans
Seahawks

[darkangel82]

Browns to cap another wasted season
Bills
Pack
Pitts since Bmore will rest Lamar and others
Vikes
Pats
KC
Dallas
Philly
Saints
Falcons
Dolts
Rams
Texans
Raiders in their last game for Oakland
49ers in the SNF finale

[PGalt]

LOL! Speaking of football...these players are the last of the elementary school classes allowed to play dodgeball. When they are gone, the Flag Football League will be taking over. Too much “toxic masculinity” in the arenas don’tcha know. Colin will sing the Star Spangled Banner during opening ceremonies. Nice distraction, Impy. Thanks. The Lions still SUCK.

[Deplorable American1776]

Go Packers...Matt LaFluer for Coach of the year...

[Jack Black]

Your intro was great, as usual! Thanks for everything you have done this season, and thanks to all the Freepers who have participated too.

Happy New Year to All of You !

Jack Black's Week 17 Picks:

• Browns
• Patriots
• Vikings
• Chiefs
• Bills
• Packers
• Saints
• Falcons
• Eagles
• Titans
• Cowboys
• Steelers
• Colts
• Broncos
• Rams
• Seahawks

[mmichaels1970]

Green Bay
Cleveland
Minnesota
Kansas City
New England
Buffalo
New Orleans
Atlanta
Dallas
Indianapolis
L.A. Rams
Denver
Philadelphia
Houston
Baltimore
Seattle

[Enterprise]

Ugh! Here goes.

Packers
Bengals
Vikings
Chiefs
Patriots
Jets
Saints
Falcons
Cowboys
Colts
Cardinals
Raiders
Eagles
Titans
Steelers
49ers

[Rummyfan]

Bad day for the Sooners yesterday. They ran into a buzz saw... Wonder by how much LSU will be favored in the championship game? I suppose it's the match-up most people wanted - Lawrence and Burrow. As for the Buckeyes, they should have put that game away in the first half, but they turned their scoring opportunities into FGs instead of TDs and it came back to haunt them. Of course the Clemson D had something to do with that also. So it's Tigers versus Tigers.

Meanwhile it's week 17! Here we go.

Sunday, December 29, 2019

Green Bay at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field While Detroit has shown some sporadic sparks, I don't think Rodgers and the Packers are going to jeopardize their seeding by dropping this one. And just who is the Detroit QB this week?! Packers.

Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 pm FOX Paul Brown Stadium Bragging rights for Ohio on the line. The Browns, for all their dysfunction, will win this one, now that it means nothing to their standing. Browns.

Chicago at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX U.S. Bank Stadium Don't think a win or loss improves the Vikings playoff position in any way. And they were simply offensively terrible against the Pack last week. But the Bears... but Mitchell Trubisky.... I don't know. Home team rule. Vikings.

L.A. Chargers at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS Arrowhead Stadium There is no doubt. Kansas City. Chiefs.

Miami at New England 1:00 pm CBS Gillette Stadium New England has the second seed wrapped up. They may take it easy today but even taking it easy the Phish will sink. Patriots.

N.Y. Jets at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field A good tune-up for the Bills heading into the playoffs. Bills.

New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America Stadium New Orleans is on cruise control. The Panthers are a total car wreck. Saints.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX Raymond James Stadium What's the over/under on how many INTs Jameis Winston will throw today? The Falcons have shown life, too little too late to save their season, but maybe enough to save Dan Quinn's job. Falcons.

Washington at Dallas 4:25 pm FOX AT&T Stadium The Cowboys need a win to keep their hopes alive. The woeful Redskins will oblige. Cowboys.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville 4:25 pm CBS TIAA Bank Field Two teams playing out the string. The Colts under Frank Reich are heading in the right direction at least; the Jags are a disaster. Colts.

Arizona at L.A. Rams 4:25 pm FOX Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum A lost season for the Rams. They played well in some games, but not enough to get into the postseason. And the Cards... well. Things are looking up. Cardinals.

Oakland at Denver 4:25 pm CBS Empower Field at Mile High Time was the Raiders were fighting for the AFC West Division. Seems like a long time ago... Broncos.

Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants 4:25 pm FOX MetLife Stadium A win and Philly is in. I don't see the G-Men stopping them, although they will them a battle. Eagles.

Tennessee at Houston 4:25 pm CBS NRG Stadium Houston wins to end the Titans surprising season. Texans.

Pittsburgh at Baltimore 4:25 pm CBS M&T Bank Stadium A totally meaningless game for the Ravens and they have already announced that about half their starters will be sitting it out. Given that I think the Steelers eke out a W and get in the postseason dance. Steelers.

San Francisco at Seattle 8:20 pm NBC CenturyLink Field How desperate are the Seahawks? They resigned Marshawn Lynch off his sofa this week. Whether that will make any difference I don't know. Whereas SF is relatively healthy and has that great D. Gotta go.. with San Francisco! Niners.

A Wonderful Happy New Year to Everyone! Good luck with all your picks!

[Rummyfan]

We lost one this week:

RIP, “GOLDEN WHEELS” DUBENION

Golden Wheels?! LOL! RIP>