Posted on 12/26/2019 6:59:45 AM PST by Helicondelta
Did your wife catch you ogling a bit too long at Kate Upton's latest Instagram post? Maybe she got a bit upset after she found you passed out drunk on the couch this morning after saying you'd be right home to clean out the gutters? Are you taking heat because she noticed a credit card charge at the local titty bar from that day you said you were stuck working late at the office?
Our suggested response: "Hey, at least I’m not George Conway."
George Thomas Conway III, best known as the husband to White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, has done the impossible and made husbands across America look great.
Most husbands don’t demean their wives' careers. Most husbands don't center their lives around insulting their wives' bosses. Most husbands don't go out of their way to pal around with people who dress up and mock their wives just to get a few cheap laughs. But George does, and it has made him hugely popular with the talking heads on MSNBC and CNN and a big hit with celebrities.
The "at least I’m not George Conway" defense will be used across America as wives point out the shortcomings of the men in their lives. These great, understanding American women will surely pause and realize how grateful they are to have: a husband who is supportive of his wife's career, a husband who doesn’t publicly trash her boss, and a husband who doesn’t use his marriage to make friends with people who hate his wife.
The married men of America salute you, George Conway, for making us all look terrific. You may not have gotten your dream job at the Justice Department, but your behavior has earned you the prestigious title of Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.
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See post 17.
Very very clever............H/i/n/g/c.....needs to be on a tee shirt.
Also, his antics keep the Antifa goons and internet trolls away from his family. I think that’s the real reason he does it.
He appears to have some Chinese blood in him. Along with a barrel full of General Tso’s Chicken.
We all look good compared to that dick.
The difference is Conway is a bitter, nasty troll who embarrasses and demeans his wife publicly. Carville was a liberal doofus, but he loves Mary and he always had a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor about the whole thing.
George is a fake conflict meant to drive the news cycle and identify our enemies. Like the fake hate for Sessions, team Trump creates and promotes these conflicts to confuse the media and instill false hope in the dem sheep. Enjoy the show.
Actually they are probably the same size, but she is wearing high heals
What in heaven's name did this pretty, shapely blonde see in this short ugly big mouth?
I have a problem with our top-level political operatives married to their political operatives. I don't care about the particulars of their relationship.
Staying married to a creep that publicly disrespects you is “good for the children?”
Porky has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
The guy looks like the immigrant doorman at a swank hotel, welcoming a newly-arriving guest.
$$$$$?
That issue of Free Beacon has lots of good stuff!
Your use of the terms "ours" and "theirs" is indicative of complete ignorance about how D.C. works.
Matalin was a Bush operative. Carville was a Clinton stooge.
In other words, they were always on the same team.
Thanks you. That made my day :)
I don’t recall saying it was “good for the children” I wonder how much those 12-13 year old children are really following politics.
What is so important about her?
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