Perhaps in the new version they will confiscate Cornelius' revolver...
Perhaps in the new version they will confiscate Cornelius' revolver...
Will Mayor Pete be playing Hermie?
Let’s just go full Hollywood and turn Rudolf into a lesbian woman reindeer, fighting the evil patriarchy of Santa.
I’d still like a version of The Night The Reindeer Died.
This is pretty funny but nothing will be funnier than “Raging Rudolph” (search it on YouTube - CAUTION!NSFW!!)
Funny, another great article from the Bee...
Santa Claus is white, ain’t he?
Santa’s Toy Works is a union-free, right-to-work shop.
Rudolph (going back to his roots) will want to pay homage to his father Venny who was a reindeer in the bootleg era.
Venny’s son.
I heard a version by someone called Jack Johnson tonight. It adds:
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee (yippee)
“Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
You’ll go down in history.”
Well Rudolph he didn’t go for that
He said “I see through your silly games
How could you look me in the face
When only yesterday you called me names?”
Well all of the other reindeers man,
Well they sure did feel ashamed,
“Rudolph you know we’re sorry,
We’re truly gonna try to change”
I found the name of the artist from some feminist website where she talked about how her husband was just mortified by how mean they were to Rudolph and he just LOVED this version. What a cuck, LOL.