You have to use an "almond cow".
(But, be careful with those tiny little almond udders - they're udderly fake!)
uh-oh
Milkweed is in trouble now.
Put a Democrat in charge. They can milk taxes out of a rock.
Fake meat is a whole other thing.
But nobody thinks thinks almonds create milk for their young that is somehow massaged out of them while they are still living on their trees.
The issue where “milk” comes in is when they start selling petrie-dish cloned cow’s milk, or whatever.
(And I was a dairy farm kid, putting many hours over many years into the business.)
I misread that as “How Do You Milk ALUMNI?”
Freudian slip?
That’s nothong; how do you milk a bismuth?
If we had a “benevolent dictatorship” common sense would have it demand such drinks as “Almond Milk” be officially, by their makers, re-labeled “Almond Juice”, and the same for Soy and all the other non-mamillian drinks falsely labeled “Milk”.
Almonds are grown by farmers.
Yeah let’s get the deep state involved in regulating the word Milk.
That will make America Great Again.
If Dairy farmers need to regulate the word Milk, then they should have no problem if their own business is regulated into extinction.
None.
I dunno, but I've never seen an unhappy almond afterwards.
This thread has some good jokes, but here is something sad.
As we learn about our bacterial biome and how if affects our health, digestion, longevity, moods, and mental health, we learn how important butyrate is, which is made for us by our little bugs in us. To supplement, you need healthy dairy. Not from nuts or grains. Real milk. Vegans are doubling down on ill health.
(Though obviously those allergic/sensitive or keeping kosher do need milk substitutes for recipes - I do this all the time for meat meals.)
