Posted on 12/13/2019 10:06:32 AM PST by simpson96
Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
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that is a good one.
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It is good. But hexed really isn’t the right verb.
Vexed works.
There’s gotta be a song in there someplace.
Careful, the PC thought police will come for you............................
Why did Indira Ghandi switch deodorants? Her right guard was killing her. What, too soon?
Oof.......!
One with everything
I heard this one about 40 or 50 years ago.
Truth is always stranger than fiction:
Today Show Australia host Karl Stefanovic actually met with the Dalai Lama and tried to tell the joke where the D.L. goes into a pizza shop and orders “one with everything”.
The D.L. just looked at Karl, forcing him to repeat the joke. D.L. then nodded sagely and intoned, “That is theoretically impossible!!”
And then the holy man let out a horse laugh that made Karl cringe & hide his face.
Rest of the joke: Dalai Lama pays for the pizza then asks for his change; the clerk replies, “Change comes from within!”
When I was a child about the time that movie/song were out there was a cartoon carried in the Des Moines Sunday Register (and probably others). The cartoon was a common word or phrase mocked up with images.
The one and ONLY one I remember from the panel Had:
A cow standing on hind legs with a cape and “S” on it’s chest
(A Super Cow)
Then a list of breakable items like china, glassware etc.
(A Fragile List)
[I don’t remember the X and P - Could have just been those letters]
And the last was a crook creeping through an alley with a bag of loot in one had with his finger of the other hand up to his lips saying “Shhh.”
(Alley, Doh, Shhhh)
The passengers include two identically-named fat girls, an introverted kid whose mother goes overboard convincing him he's unique, and an extroverted youngster who indiscriminately engages in podiatric hygiene.
The driver loses it, shouting hysterically about "Two obese Pattys, special Ross and Lester Keyes picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
Now let’s make one up about Mohammed and see what happens! ;-)
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