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What Will Joe Biden’s Next Challenge Be?
Some old geezer | 12/5/2019 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 12/05/2019 12:50:46 PM PST by blueunicorn6

Joe Biden got mad at a guy today and challenged him to a push-up contest.

What else will cranky old Joe Challenge someone to do?


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To: blueunicorn6

Cranky old Joe continues...

“You want to know how much money I stole?

I challenge you to a hopscotch game!

You think I can’t hop on one leg?

I can!

I can hop on one leg all day!

I can hop forwards AND backwards!

I was on the hopscotch team in college!”


21 posted on 12/05/2019 1:12:14 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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a dozen beers in 30 seconds


22 posted on 12/05/2019 1:15:55 PM PST by butlerweave
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Cranky old Joe continues.....

“See! Look at this push-up!”

“Ummmm you haven’t moved.”

“Yes I did! Here! I’ll do another one!”

“You moved your head up and down.”

“What are you! Some kind of Republican push-up Judge? Look at this! One handed pushups!”

“You’re just waving your left hand.”


23 posted on 12/05/2019 1:17:23 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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He’ll challenge Izzy Mandelbaum to a Television lifting contest.


24 posted on 12/05/2019 1:20:46 PM PST by Trump_Triumphant
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His next challenge will requires Depends...


25 posted on 12/05/2019 1:22:36 PM PST by Gman
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Look Fat,

I am so successful because I know more than other people.

Then he called the guy Old.

The old Codger should be fighting in an old age home. He lost it some time ago.


26 posted on 12/05/2019 1:23:17 PM PST by AnthonySoprano
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To: blueunicorn6
A game of Concentration.
27 posted on 12/05/2019 1:23:42 PM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: AnthonySoprano

If his parents had only played words for him on the phonograph.

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28 posted on 12/05/2019 1:24:48 PM PST by AnthonySoprano
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To: blueunicorn6

Getting out of bed?


29 posted on 12/05/2019 1:26:16 PM PST by moovova
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His next chellenge with be comparing leg hair.


30 posted on 12/05/2019 1:27:15 PM PST by euram
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Changing his own diaper.


31 posted on 12/05/2019 1:30:18 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

This is really mean—but his dementia could be “triggered” and some crazy stuff could start happening.

Here it is:

Ask him to discuss his son “Hunting”.

He will be confused as to whether you are asking about the second amendment or his coke/whore addicted son.

This could be fun to watch!


32 posted on 12/05/2019 1:30:40 PM PST by cgbg (The Democratic Party is morphing into the Donner Party)
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What Will Joe Biden’s Next Challenge Be?

peeing while standing

33 posted on 12/05/2019 1:31:35 PM PST by SGCOS
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What Will Joe Biden’s Next Challenge Be?
To remember what day of the week it is and where he is.


34 posted on 12/05/2019 1:31:55 PM PST by minnesota_bound (homeless guy. He just has more money....)
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D * E * F * L * E * C * T * I * O * N


35 posted on 12/05/2019 1:43:32 PM PST by Company Man (Forget biased Reddit -- THEDONALD.WIN is the new home page for all GEOTUS supporters!)
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Remembering to zip up.

“Umm...your fly’s open.”

Make him look.


36 posted on 12/05/2019 1:49:35 PM PST by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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To: SGCOS

“What Will Joe Biden’s Next Challenge Be?”
peeing while standing
And missing his shoe or leg.


37 posted on 12/05/2019 1:55:52 PM PST by certrtwngnut (4- Do something,,,,even if it's wrong.)
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To: blueunicorn6

The early bird menu in Florida


38 posted on 12/05/2019 2:00:10 PM PST by ncfool (Impeachment: The Democrat campaign to re-elect Trump - Keep America Great 2020)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
The way to get to crazy joe is mention his crack addict son, the second you mention him he goes off

When they start shooting back, you know you're right on target.

39 posted on 12/05/2019 2:10:18 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (A law means nothing if it isnÂ’t followed.)
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40 posted on 12/05/2019 2:15:08 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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