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1 posted on 12/05/2019 3:35:54 AM PST by grayboots
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To: grayboots; waterhill

ROTFLMAO! (((Ping)))


2 posted on 12/05/2019 3:42:24 AM PST by Envisioning (Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
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To: grayboots
That is an all time classic!!!
3 posted on 12/05/2019 3:44:12 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: SaveFerris

Have to see this...


4 posted on 12/05/2019 3:44:35 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: grayboots; Liz; AT7Saluki

Good one.


5 posted on 12/05/2019 3:45:11 AM PST by Libloather (CHANGE CLIMATE CHANGE!)
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To: grayboots

Next thing I will try when in any big box store.


6 posted on 12/05/2019 3:56:30 AM PST by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
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To: grayboots
Hilarious.

Even my Mom, born in 1920, admitted to calling the local grocery asking if they had Prince Albert in a can.


7 posted on 12/05/2019 4:08:09 AM PST by WhoisAlanGreenspan? (# of takeoffs = # of landings)
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To: grayboots

Oh those deplorable walmart people


8 posted on 12/05/2019 4:20:54 AM PST by ronnie raygun (nic dip.com)
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To: grayboots

Beats the page at Toys R Us I heard for Mike Hunt years ago.

Of course our state Attorney General is named Mike Hunter and I still chuckle when I hear his name.


10 posted on 12/05/2019 4:55:07 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: grayboots

Good stuff!


15 posted on 12/05/2019 5:31:04 AM PST by AmericanCheeseFood (Fox Shadowbans People On Comments)
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To: grayboots

I kind of feel sorry for her, I’m sure she is now out the door because she was clueless...


17 posted on 12/05/2019 5:40:08 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: grayboots

Right up there with Sofonda Peters and Anita Dix.


18 posted on 12/05/2019 5:47:28 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: grayboots
At one of my son's pre-adolescent spend-the-night birthday parties, as the boys were playing quietly upstairs, the telephone rang.

My wife answered.

It was the telephone operator. She said: "I just wanted to let you know that some children at your home are making obscene telephone calls."

My wife asked:"How did you know?"

"They were calling me," the operator said.

"They were calling the operator?!??

"Yes," the operator replied.

My wife thanked her profusely and assured her that it would not happen again.

Then as she hung up the phone, she turned to me and said: "Somebody's got to go up there and tell those children how to make an obscene telephone call without getting caught."

20 posted on 12/05/2019 5:49:18 AM PST by Savage Beast ( The curse of intelligence: having to watch the morons try everything that obviously won't work.)
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To: grayboots
Definitely funny, but he probably shouldn't have put her face on video. HRC used to be on the BOD of Walmart, and the people at the top of the Walmart food chain are raging libs. Hopefully she doesn't lose her job.
23 posted on 12/05/2019 6:04:44 AM PST by Major Matt Mason (Soon. Boom. Bombshell. Did I miss any?)
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To: grayboots

“I need Amanda Hugginkiss at the front desk”


24 posted on 12/05/2019 6:12:05 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: grayboots

Hilarious!


26 posted on 12/05/2019 6:33:24 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: grayboots

GREAT! I will use this when leaving my name at a restaurant waiting list from now on!


28 posted on 12/05/2019 12:07:52 PM PST by llevrok (Vote while it is still legal)
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To: grayboots
😂👍
30 posted on 12/05/2019 12:10:27 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait do it today.)
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To: grayboots
Now available at Chinamart!

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32 posted on 12/05/2019 12:35:10 PM PST by pulaskibush (Thou shalt tax/steal from Peter to help Paul/Pablo is not in the Bible!)
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