[Savage Beast]

At one of my son's pre-adolescent spend-the-night birthday parties, as the boys were playing quietly upstairs, the telephone rang.

My wife answered.

It was the telephone operator. She said: "I just wanted to let you know that some children at your home are making obscene telephone calls."

My wife asked:"How did you know?"

"They were calling me," the operator said.

"They were calling the operator?!??

"Yes," the operator replied.

My wife thanked her profusely and assured her that it would not happen again.

Then as she hung up the phone, she turned to me and said: "Somebody's got to go up there and tell those children how to make an obscene telephone call without getting caught."

[Chickensoup]

Your wife is a hot ticket! lol