Posted on 11/27/2019 6:53:32 AM PST by Impy
Thanksgiving already? What are you guys thankful for?
"I'm grateful I bet on Stephen F. Austin to beat Duke!"
"Wow, you did?! How much?"
"A whole dollar!!!"
"Oh super, dinner at the Olive Garden is on you."
"Strangest football game I ever saw, I turned it on and a bunch of guys in tights were running back and forth indoors, did they change the rules recently? Anyway, what are you grateful for Myles, darling? Besides me of course XOXOXO."
"I'm grateful that racisssss Mason Rudolph got benched for that racissss thing he said about me before I tried to kill him!!"
"Nuh uh!! That didn't happen!! I got benched for poor play!!"
"Nuh uh!! It's a coincidence you suck, Dasher!!!"
"I'm not Dasher!! James Connor is Dasher!!!"
Hey come on guys, I'm not ready for Christmas yet. What about you, Andy Dalton?
"I'm thankful my team is so desperate not to go 0-16 that I'm back in the lineup!! I don't know if could take another week of opening for Eli Manning at Third rate Reno-area casinos. How about you, Alexa"
"No one asked me but I'm thankful that Presidential pardon didn't come through cause I bet they allow smoking in hell!!!"
Wow, Chantix Turkey, you're going to hell?"
"Well, Jarrod Nadler is the one who gets to eat me so......"
Oh my God!!
"Yeah, Hutts digest slowly so, it will be a few centuries before I make to the relative comfort of the sewer."
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Players gets your picks in, Turkey Day Picks recieved so far
Impy: No home cooking, Chicago, Buffalo, New Orleans
Pete: Detroit, Buffalo, New Orleans
Enterprise/Viking 2002/Darkangel/Rummyfan/Al_c: Chicago, Dallas, New Orleans
Hombre Secretro/teeman8r : All Week 13 picks received
Go 3-0 on Thanksgiving and receive the coveted "Not a Turkey" Award.
Also Chicago, Dallas, New Orleans: Michaels , CircleCity
L,TOWM: Detroit, Buffalo, New Orleans
reinstating the unlucky picks for 13
LIONS
COWBOYS
SAINTS
TITANS
BENGALS
PANTHERS
RAVENS
BUCCANEERS
BROWNS
PACKERS
EAGLES
CARDINALS
CHARGERS
CHIEFS
TEXANS
SEAHAWKS
EPSTEIN
DIDN’T
KILL
HIMSELF
happy thanksgiving to all and God Bless America
as for turkey... dark meat over breasts... leg then thigh
ham over lasagna... i’m half italian, but all ham...
stuffing over dressing... stuff it in the bird then my mouth
pumpkin over apple... every time.
Lions
Cowboys
Saints
Jets
Iggles
Packers
Steelers
Panthers
Jags
Ravens
Rams
Broncos
Chiefs
Colts
Patriots
Seahawks
Teeman:
LIONS
COWBOYS
SAINTS
TITANS
BENGALS
PANTHERS
RAVENS
BUCCANEERS
BROWNS
PACKERS
EAGLES
CARDINALS
CHARGERS
CHIEFS
TEXANS
SEAHAWKS
EPSTEIN
DIDN’T
KILL
HIMSELF
that is one scary shirt...
which team needs to be sold...
i will do it to avoid her...
Clue #1....the team who’s owner bought the franchise the day JFK got shot.
Is that anything like...
or maybe...
Anyway, God bless you die-hard football fans, Go Niners, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Browns(No fighting this time)
49ers as Nick Bosa stuffs LJ
Titans
Jets
Iggles
Panthers
Pack
Rams
Jags
KC
Bolts zap Denver
Pats on SNF
Vikes keep it close on Monday night, but Seahawks win
Bonus College pick: OSU sacks Michigan at home
A close one in Detroit, but money says go with the Bears.
Clappy Carrot Top’s future is on the line. COWBOYS!!!
Ain’ts
Ex-Browns
Bucs
May as well flip a coin for this evenly matched game. Colts.
Panthers
An easy win for Philly.
Can the Jets make it 4 in a row? Yeah.
Pack
Steelers get revenge at home.
Cards
Bolts
Chiefs
Texans for the upset
Seahags
Chicago at Detroit
12:30 pm FOX
Ford Field
Chicago
Buffalo at Dallas
4:30 pm CBS
AT&T Stadium
Dallas (by a field goal)
New Orleans at Atlanta
8:20 pm NBC
Mercedes-Benz Stadium
New Orleans
Sunday, December 1, 2019
San Francisco at Baltimore
1:00 pm FOX
M&T Bank Stadium
Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Jacksonville
1:00 pm FOX
TIAA Bank Field
Tampa Bay (I think?)
Tennessee at Indianapolis
1:00 pm CBS
Lucas Oil Stadium
Indianapolis
Washington at Carolina
1:00 pm CBS
Bank of America Stadium
Ugh... Carolina, I think?
Philadelphia at Miami
1:00 pm FOX
Hard Rock Stadium
Philadelphia
N.Y. Jets at Cincinnati
1:00 pm CBS
Paul Brown Stadium
Jets
Green Bay at N.Y. Giants
1:00 pm FOX
MetLife Stadium
Green Bay
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
1:00 pm CBS
Heinz Field
Cleveland
L.A. Rams at Arizona
4:05 pm FOX
State Farm Stadium
Rams
L.A. Chargers at Denver
4:25 pm CBS
Empower Field at Mile High
Chargers
Oakland at Kansas City
4:25 pm CBS
Arrowhead Stadium
KC
New England at Houston
8:20 pm NBC
NRG Stadium
New England
Monday, December 2, 2019
Minnesota at Seattle
8:15 pm ESPN
CenturyLink Field
Seattle
My picks:
Thursday, November 28, 2019 (All Times Eastern)
Detroit
Dallas
New Orleans
Sunday, December 1, 2019
Baltimore
Jacksonville
Indianapolis
Carolina
Philadelphia
Cincinnati
Green Bay
Pittsburgh
L.A. Rams
Denver
Kansas City
Houston
Monday, December 2, 2019
Seattle
San Francisco at Baltimore: There's a very real chance Lamar Jackson is going to take Baltimore to The Big Dance. Take the Crows.
Tampa Bay at Jacksonville: These two teams irk me. Jags at home.
Tennessee at Indianapolis: These two teams vex me. Colts at home.
Washington at Carolina: Cats over the Washington Generals, er, the Washington Deadskins, er, that exibition team from The Swamp. The line for selfies with Dwayne Haskins forms here; Alex Smith has been activated to throw a Hail Mary from his walker with 0:01 left on the clock.
Philadelphia at Miami: Pick Philthadelphia.
N.Y. Jets at Cincinnati: The Jets discovered they have afterburners and are soaring right now. The Bungles are so low they need to have sunlight piped down to them. Pick Jets.
Green Bay at N.Y. Giants: The only way the Giants will win is if Green Bay misses their flight. Pick The Pack.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh: Take home field, The Duck under center, and a fat case of revenge. Steelers.
L.A. Rams at Arizona: That smoke on the horizon ain't an Apache smoke signal, that's the Rams' playoff chances burning. Take L.A. in desperation mode.
L.A. Chargers at Denver: Going with the Broncs and home field.
Oakland at Kansas City: Playoff implications abound. Chiefs at home.
New England at Houston: Brady's starting to look mortal, and I think the talk is starting to live in his head. Take Texans at home.
Minnesota at Seattle: Great MNF matchup. Take the safe bet and go 'Hawks.
For Turkey Day I’ll go with Da Bears, Da Boys and Da Ain’ts—
For Turkey Day I’ll go with Da Bears, Da Boys and Da Ain’ts—
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