Posted on 11/16/2019 2:56:19 PM PST by VRW Conspirator
Contrary to popular belief, Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics. We're actually pretty great once you get to know us.
Take advantage of Montreal's multiculturalism and get yourself a Russian girlfriend ASAP. This post is addressed to both girls and guys alike. The truth is, you absolutely need a Russian girlfriend in your life, you just don't know it yet. So here are 10 reasons why you need a Russian girlfriend in your life.
1. We NEVER Come Over Empty-Handed If you invite us over for dinner, or something, just know that we'll bring stuff. We'll even call you and ask what you'd like us to get. If you say that we shouldn't bring anything, we'll still bring something. Expect a cake or alcohol or even a gift. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome.
2. We Take Care Of Ourselves Russian girls put extra effort into looking good. It is almost a way of life for us. Our mothers give us s*** if we don't wear high heels when we leave the house. I also think it's pretty safe to say that, in general, Russian girls are known to be beautiful. It's always fun to have a hot girlfriend whether you're a guy or a girl.
3. We Love To Have A Good Time Russian girls are your best party buddies. It doesn't mean that we're not serious though, don't get me wrong. It means that we can let loose and have a good time when we feel like it. Having fun and enjoying life is part of our culture.
4. We Will Always Feed You Food will always be served if you come over to our house. ALWAYS. Even if we just invite you for drinks. Even if you're not hungry and only passing by for five minutes... The moment you step foot inside our house, we immediately force feed you.
5. Russian Parents Are The Best If you're lucky enough to meet our parents, you'll trip at how cool they are. You'll get to drink a lot of alcohol and it will be socially acceptable, even encouraged! The parents will also force feed you. You've been warned.
6. We're The Friendliest People Once You Pass The Trust Test You might think that Russian girls are cold or mean, but it's not really the case. Smiling at strangers is not part of our culture, so don't take it personal if a Russian girl gives you the cold shoulder at first. Once she gets to know you, you'll see how friendly and cool Russian girls can be. Patience, my friend.
7. Matryoshkas You will be fascinated by Russian dolls (Matryoshkas). They're just so beautiful and every Russian girl has a set of these. You can play with them all you want and take photos for your Instagram whenever you please.
8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House You know that moment when the SAQ is closed and you run out of alcohol... have no worry! Russian girls always have booze at home. Problem solved and you're welcome.
9. We're Straightforward You'll never have to wonder what a Russian girl thinks about you, she'll tell you straight up. If she likes you, you'll know it and it's awesome. You won't have to read between the lines with these girls.
10. Russian Accent You'll fall in love with the Russian accent. Whether you'll love to make fun of it or you'll get turned on by it - it doesn't matter - you'll love it regardless.
“Anything in it for me?”
Keep a sharp eye out for Russian invaders coming through your Eastern door.
Some men like a woman with a French accent.
Some prefer one with an Italian accent.
Still others like an Irish accent.
Me, I melt with a woman with an Eastern European accent. Think Russian, Ukrainian, Romanian.
If you want a great cook, marry someone with Hungarian in them. My wife did.
A Russian/Italian girl might be better since she might have Russian hands and Roman fingers.
People ignorantly think Lenin would have been better if he had survived.
I think this attitude was carefully fostered by the useful idiots of the West following the lead of Khrushchev, who despite being an ardent Stalinists knew he had to toss over his old boss to secure his power. Only with the useful idiots, still seeking power in their own countries, they needed to make believe it was Stalin who was bad.
But the truth is Stalin embodied the true nature of Lenin’s governing doctrine, the gulag state and secret police terrors were all a part of it from the very beginning ... just as Trotsky (another vile scumbag some useful idiots tried to reform) was an unholy terror in his own right.
There were no good communists, no good socialists.
But at least Stalin did one good thing: he killed off a lot of those that Lenin trusted ... men who could have helped him not make the USSR a better place but a somewhat different commie hell hole.
Evenink Vear. Very nice!
Question: would you say that those at the top were insincere and just preached lefty-ism because people would follow it like a religion, and that would lead to power and money for the preachers .. OR ... were they believers themselves?
I always wonder whether someone like a Pelosi is just a pure huckster selling a sham for money and power, or they are true believers.
James Carville has said (the quote is easy to find) that he had a choice between consulting for the left or right early in his career, and he picked the left because the voters were easier to lie to and hence he could be more successful. (I paraphrase)
Was it at all about ideology for the leadership, or were they fully aware they were just selling a dogma because it brought in the dough and the power?
My very good looking mid 20’s nephew worked in Russia for a hi-tech specialized packaging firm out of college
He works out and does not do drugs, drink or smoke and has his act together.
He had multiple Russian woman asking him to marry them in the short time he was there. They wanted out.
He said his Russian coworkers would start drinking around 10:00 am and not stop.
He wonder how Russia was ever a threat to the US.
Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap!!!!
Ukraine girls really knock me out.
The Russian girls, they’re damn tough and can be hard, turn on a dime.
It all comes down to individuals but don’t be deluded with a nice puffy article.
Same as always. They want out of there.
what a flipping crock of crap.
“Then why are Russian women desperate to find an American husband and not a Russian one?”
Post-Soviet era troubles and rampant alcoholism has left many Russian women looking westward for a way out. Their men are dying earlier than any Western nation and they’re not acting too swell before they keel over.
I’ve never met a Russian women who fit the above description. I know a number of Russian women. Lots. None are that subservient. Food and booze is definitely a part of their culture, but bossy is too.
If you need a sniper to man your dormer, Russian ladies will work out well for you.
Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper in the Red Army during World War II, credited with 309 confirmed kills...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko
Sold, except for the girl thing. Got a brother?
Weird thing: only Russians and Americans hug. (As a normal greeting)
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