Posted on 11/15/2019 7:26:30 AM PST by gattaca
GARDEN OF EDENA reputable whistleblower in the form of a snake has reportedly tipped Adam and Eve off to a rumor that God was withholding the knowledge of good and evil from them.
The whistleblower suggested that God has been lying to His creation by claiming that if they eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they'll die.
"He's totally gaslighting you," the whistleblower said, hanging from a tree. "You won't surely die! It's just another one of His lies. He's unconstitutionally withholding the knowledge of good and evil from you---He doesn't want you to know that you'll be just like Him. He's totally jelly."
"Go ahead, eat the fruit. EAT THE FRUIT, EVE."
Critics claim the whistleblower has an ulterior motive in reporting this possibly faulty information since he was reportedly thrown out of heaven after an unsuccessful deep state coup attempt.
I can’t follow this metaphor.
Sounds just about right. Since nobody knew the whistleblower, how did we know if he was reputable?
The so-called “whistleblower” is Satan.
Yeah, satire is hard. Ask any democrat.
The strange thing about this story is that there are people that believe Satan was a friend of humanity and that’s why he told them that they could eat the fruit. There are many people out there that actually worship Satan.
Well, the serpent wasn’t a friend of doctors. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Like Liz Warren, he was trying to damage the medical profession.
I love, love, love, love the Babylon Bee! Their satire often has more truth than the “news”.
Priceless
Except Schiff is the serpent.
The “whistleblower” the democrats have is a snake.
Not satire. True story.
And many more are too willingly deceived by his proxy servants using the same victim-entitlement seduction. That they are unjustly treated/victimized by the rightful possessors of power which belongs to them, and thus the worthy possessors who must be made to share the wealth with the victims. Which is what you see in Genesis 3.
The seducers are those who demand to occupy the position of the rightful possessors based upon their own estimation of themselves as worthy, but who “climb up some other way” (Jn. 10:1) than that which is lawful, being thieves.
Which is what you see in Isaiah 14:14.
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