[simpson96]

Michael Psilakis Jr.

[VietVet876]

That car should buff right out. The grotesque neck tattoo can easily be removed with a scimitar.

[ClearCase_guy]

The name of the victim will not be released under a state constitutional amendment that safeguards the identities of victims.

I've never heard of such a thing for a murder victim.

[pepsi_junkie]

Wow, this is Hillary level sore-losing.

[bramps]

He reportedly lost thousands of dollars to the deceased man

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That’s a pretty bad card player.

[chris37]

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

[Chewbarkah]

So the “victim” was driving a stolen car. The equation balances at: Hertz loss = the mothers’ gain.

[bgill]

Did he get his money back or did he burn that up, too?

[faucetman]

scimitar: a short sword with a curved blade that broadens toward the point, used originally in Eastern countries.

[kalee]

I admit I have not read the article. Whose mom turned him in, the victim’s or the perp’s?

[sport]

Where in Florida did this happen?

[Boogieman]

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
Know when to walk away, and know when to run.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Lesson of the story: Never play cards with a guy with tattoos covering his neck.

[SuperLuminal]

Some days things just never seem to go right...

[Billthedrill]

Looks like a nice upstanding young feller. He’ll do well in the joint if he stays away from the card tables.

[fieldmarshaldj]

When keepin’ it real goes wrong.