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| 9/11/19
| Eleutheria5
Posted on 11/09/2019 10:04:39 AM PST by Eleutheria5
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To: gunsequalfreedom
Hillary looked underneath her bed
Seeking Russians, found Gabbard instead
In her closet, Jill Stein
She went out of her mind
Drank some vodka and ordered a keg
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:08:12 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
To: Eleutheria5
There once was a fellow named Schiff
Whose eyeballs could wake up a stiff.
In zeal to get Trump
He made a big jump
From a tree to a rope off a cliff.
To: Fester Chugabrew
Make it "In
his zeal to get Trump" and you have the correct number of syllables for anapestic heptameter.
Bravo!
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:14:05 PM PST
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius available at Amazon.)
To: Eleutheria5
A Schiff once looked to Ukrainia
As a proctologist looked to Schiff’s Urania
And when it was done
all in fun
the proctologist found eric chlamydia
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:21:39 PM PST
by
BEJ
To: Eleutheria5
As a poet, he’s a good golfer.
25
posted on
11/09/2019 12:22:25 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: Eleutheria5
M-peech fo’ty-fi’
Oh yes he did
He be just a lie
We gonna blow da lid
M-peech fo’ty-fi’
He such a foo’
He goin’ bye-bye
Then we comin’ fo’ you
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:30:17 PM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
A Congressman named Adam Schiff
is having one hell of a tiff.
Biden’s threats to Ukraine
are driving him insane
and Epstein did not kill himself!
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:36:45 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: Publius
Hmm. Is anapestic heptameter the official syllabic protocol for limericks?
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
11/09/2019 12:39:46 PM PST
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius available at Amazon.)
To: glennaro
30
posted on
11/09/2019 12:48:44 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
("I've read the back of The Book, and we win.")
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:09:10 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
To: Eleutheria5
Joe Biden’s a father, it’s true
For son Hunter what wouldn’t he do?
With his office so high
He finagled and lied
Then like Schultz said that he never knew
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:17:22 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
To: Eleutheria5
The Left cannot stand Donald Trump
And the Leftists constantly grump
We can’t take him down
There’s no staffer he drown’d
Let’s find him an intern to hump!
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:31:54 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: Political Junkie Too
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:32:45 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: Eleutheria5
He left the gold life he had wrought
Then for us and our country he fought;
Foes plotted and planned
And played into his hands
So that now the foul swamp he has caught.
35
posted on
11/09/2019 1:34:56 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
To: Eleutheria5
The Left tells us Orange Man Bad
He's a puss-grabbing billionaire Cad
But Tump Tweets with a grin
As he sucks them all all in
"Your Liberal Tears make me glad!"
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:45:20 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: rlmorel
An escalator at Trump Tower
One day witnessed a scene of the hour
Some folks thought it a joke
It gave other folks hope
Now from that scene a dream’s been empowered
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:52:02 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
To: Eleutheria5
A billionaire named Donald J.
Is now President, what can they say?
They sputter and growl
And frustrated they scowl
For their perfidy he’ll make them pay!
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posted on
11/09/2019 1:53:23 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: Eleutheria5
Trump is a Patton-Like Man
Holds their nose while he kicks in the can
Where they keep leftist brains
In their liberal chains
As he tweets “It’s all part of my plan!”
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posted on
11/09/2019 2:03:30 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
To: rlmorel
Leftards slander and threaten, so vile
Extending even to Trump’s youngest child
They’re completely unhinged
The mainstream, not the fringe
But it’s all going into their file
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posted on
11/09/2019 3:09:58 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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