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Trump Declares Clocks Will Fall Back This Weekend Granting Him Extra Time In Office (satire)
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Posted on 11/01/2019 4:51:03 AM PDT by tired&retired

He is also considering a presidential declaration that we turn our calendars back to January 2017 to give him 3 extra years as president.

Trump 2020


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: trump

1 posted on 11/01/2019 4:51:03 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired

Just a antagonizing those suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.


2 posted on 11/01/2019 4:52:40 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

I refuse to deal with this nonsense, so I’m fixing it. I’m moving to Texas on Sunday. I will NOT turn my clocks back Saturday night, I will NOT change time zones when I cross into Indiana Sunday morning, and I will NOT change my clocks when I arrive in Texas. I appreciate that I will be violating the law from 2:00 AM Sunday until 10:00 AM Sunday when I cross into Indiana, but I’ll take my chances. Wish me luck!


3 posted on 11/01/2019 5:03:35 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Calm down and enjoy the ride, great things are happening for our country)
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To: norwaypinesavage

Brilliant.
I am going to start migrating back and forth across the continent through out the year in order to compensate for the changes in sunrise time and my body clock.


4 posted on 11/01/2019 5:12:12 AM PDT by z3n
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To: norwaypinesavage

Welcome to Texas this weekend! We’ve got your cold snap going to ease you in, haaa!

May the Lord bless you and keep you on your move. And, remember to pray that GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!


5 posted on 11/01/2019 5:14:59 AM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl
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To: norwaypinesavage

Arizona and Indiana drive me crazy on this.

Arizona... no changes

Indiana.... changes differ by county


6 posted on 11/01/2019 5:19:09 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

LOL

Liberals scream at the sky in response.


7 posted on 11/01/2019 5:55:10 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: tired&retired

He already deserves two more terms after this one, and I think he should get them.


8 posted on 11/01/2019 6:01:22 AM PDT by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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To: norwaypinesavage
This is my favorite time of year. I love the whole experience of turning the clocks back and having it get dark earlier again.

That extra hour of daylight came in handy during the warmer months but you don't really need that extra daylight so much now that the grill is put away and it's too cold to sit on the patio anyhow.

9 posted on 11/01/2019 6:04:32 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: tired&retired

DST is like cutting six inches off the top of a blanket and sowing it on the bottom and then claiming you have a longer blanket.


10 posted on 11/01/2019 6:14:24 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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Very true...

It’s hard on the cows so it takes 4 days to change the milking time in 15 minute increments. In children, the same is true on stomachs.


11 posted on 11/01/2019 6:30:11 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired
He is also considering a presidential declaration that we turn our calendars back to January 2017 to give him 3 extra years as president.

Now you're talking. King Canute, move over.

12 posted on 11/01/2019 7:41:55 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Next he’ll declare Swedish as the official language.


13 posted on 11/01/2019 7:44:11 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: chris37
He already deserves two more terms after this one, and I think he should get them.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the republicans won in such numbers they had a super majority in both Houses then declared the actions of the dems for Trump's entire first term an impediment so great that Trump would automatically get a 3rd term?

Can you imagine the sound and mess of all the exploding dem heads across the country? It would be one way to take care of two problems at one time. Hahahaha...

Dems would get a new name. The "splody head" party. :D

14 posted on 11/01/2019 7:56:12 AM PDT by Boomer (Our melting pot has turned into a pressure cooker)
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That’s exactly what should happen.


15 posted on 11/01/2019 8:10:44 AM PDT by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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To: dfwgator

How dare he?


16 posted on 11/01/2019 8:11:37 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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