Skip to comments.Trump Declares Clocks Will Fall Back This Weekend Granting Him Extra Time In Office (satire)
Posted on 11/01/2019 4:51:03 AM PDT by tired&retired
He is also considering a presidential declaration that we turn our calendars back to January 2017 to give him 3 extra years as president.
Just a antagonizing those suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.
I refuse to deal with this nonsense, so I’m fixing it. I’m moving to Texas on Sunday. I will NOT turn my clocks back Saturday night, I will NOT change time zones when I cross into Indiana Sunday morning, and I will NOT change my clocks when I arrive in Texas. I appreciate that I will be violating the law from 2:00 AM Sunday until 10:00 AM Sunday when I cross into Indiana, but I’ll take my chances. Wish me luck!
I am going to start migrating back and forth across the continent through out the year in order to compensate for the changes in sunrise time and my body clock.
Welcome to Texas this weekend! We’ve got your cold snap going to ease you in, haaa!
May the Lord bless you and keep you on your move. And, remember to pray that GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!
Arizona and Indiana drive me crazy on this.
Arizona... no changes
Indiana.... changes differ by county
Liberals scream at the sky in response.
He already deserves two more terms after this one, and I think he should get them.
That extra hour of daylight came in handy during the warmer months but you don't really need that extra daylight so much now that the grill is put away and it's too cold to sit on the patio anyhow.
DST is like cutting six inches off the top of a blanket and sowing it on the bottom and then claiming you have a longer blanket.
It’s hard on the cows so it takes 4 days to change the milking time in 15 minute increments. In children, the same is true on stomachs.
Now you're talking. King Canute, move over.
Next he’ll declare Swedish as the official language.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the republicans won in such numbers they had a super majority in both Houses then declared the actions of the dems for Trump's entire first term an impediment so great that Trump would automatically get a 3rd term?
Can you imagine the sound and mess of all the exploding dem heads across the country? It would be one way to take care of two problems at one time. Hahahaha...
Dems would get a new name. The "splody head" party. :D
Thats exactly what should happen.
How dare he?
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