1 posted on
10/29/2019 5:20:44 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
2 posted on
10/29/2019 5:23:34 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: BenLurkin
It appears that Aquinas Kasbar lives in the left quadrant of the bell curve.
4 posted on
10/29/2019 5:26:23 AM PDT by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: BenLurkin; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Newman.
That guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur!
5 posted on
10/29/2019 5:31:35 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Time is short Eternity is long It is reasonable that this short life be lived in light of eternity)
To: BenLurkin
Lock the Kasbar, or An Appeal For Le(mur)niency
6 posted on
10/29/2019 5:36:14 AM PDT by
babble-on
To: BenLurkin
Bushmeat. Frequently served with stewed beetles. Yum.
To: BenLurkin
He’s lucky he didn’t win a Darwin Award.
9 posted on
10/29/2019 5:38:24 AM PDT by
BuffaloJack
("Security is a belief that does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
To: BenLurkin
When I was 20, a friend and I “borrowed” a full-grown, 6’ alligator from a small zoo in a northern state - no, we were not sober - with a grand prank planned that didn’t go as planned, tried another prank, that too didn’t work. Having not seen “Swamp People”, we knew nothing of how to handle alligators, and it’s a miracle we were not bitten. Carried gator in trunk of my ‘51 Ford Crestliner.
Let the gator go in a pone in heavy woods. End of story, right?
Nope. A creek ran from the pond to the largest lake in the state, gator took it to the lake, and lake dwellers freaked out seeing it in a state with no alligators, and they called for our hanging.
Ended up in newspaper headlines and on Walter Cronkite CBS and Huntley-Brinkley NBC evening news, a unique name was given us that sticks with me today.
We faced $6,000 in fines and 6 years in jail for 3 misdemeanors. After a long tongue-lashing by the judge I’m thinking we will get the electric chair.
He fined us each $35.
My first taste of the mercy of God........
10 posted on
10/29/2019 5:39:09 AM PDT by
Arlis
To: BenLurkin
I think federal prison is a little heavy handed. A better sentence for him would have him clean the cages for a few weeks.
12 posted on
10/29/2019 5:41:36 AM PDT by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cultsther)
To: BenLurkin
Don't monkey around with strepsirrhine primates!
His prison sentence is for three months. It would have been longer but the lemur refused to press charges.
To: BenLurkin
I am glad to see someone finally go to jail for this kind of BS.
24 posted on
10/29/2019 6:34:52 AM PDT by
Sans-Culotte
(With every passing day, I am a little bit gladder that Romney lost in 2012.)
To: BenLurkin
25 posted on
10/29/2019 7:04:10 AM PDT by
Little Ray
(Freedom Before Security!)
To: BenLurkin; null and void; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; Windflier
[ After taking Isaac from the zoo, Kasbar put him in a plastic drawer without ventilation and then abandoned him in front of a hotel in Newport Beach hotel ]
When it comes to top-notch journalism, nothing beats CNN. Good thing their editors are fact-checking all of their stories trying to bring down the President of the United States.
I like the hotel-in-a-hotel concept. Maybe Trivago can get you an even better price with that hotel.
29 posted on
10/29/2019 12:00:35 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: BenLurkin
From what I can find Isaac is the oldest living Lemur at 33 years.
Poor old guy didn’t need this.
To: BenLurkin; Impy; BillyBoy; LS; NFHale; GOPsterinMA; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ..
They’re gonna rock the Kasbar in prison.
34 posted on
10/29/2019 5:23:05 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
To: BenLurkin
Silly boy. If he wants to steal vast sums without consequence, he should become a campaign fundraiser or Wall Street investment banker.
37 posted on
10/30/2019 10:29:07 AM PDT by
PGR88
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