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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/25/19

Posted on 10/26/2019 3:56:58 AM PDT by LibWhacker

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1 posted on 10/26/2019 3:56:58 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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LOL LOL LOL! Or how about “Man who identifies as disabled crushes the competition at the paralypics”


2 posted on 10/26/2019 4:00:09 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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The headline alone about made me spit out my morning tea!


3 posted on 10/26/2019 4:04:23 AM PDT by KobraKai
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My .380 identifies as a cell phone.


4 posted on 10/26/2019 4:18:29 AM PDT by Bi-ped Carbon Unit (Paid, non-lawyer spokesperson)
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To: LibWhacker

Brilliant!


5 posted on 10/26/2019 4:25:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Down with the ChiComs! Independence for Hong Kong!)
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To: LibWhacker

ROFL. Excellent article and point made.


6 posted on 10/26/2019 4:29:19 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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I could win the Tour de France more than Lance Armstrong did back in the day this way. :)


7 posted on 10/26/2019 4:35:23 AM PDT by xp38
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Finally, a funny one. Well done!


8 posted on 10/26/2019 4:54:53 AM PDT by golux
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

LOL LOL LOL! Or how about “Man who identifies as disabled crushes the competition at the paralypics”
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Like when Cartman joined the Special Olympics.


9 posted on 10/26/2019 4:58:02 AM PDT by shelterguy
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Wasn’t there a handicapped person who entered a bicycle race with a motorized bike in the last couple of years?


10 posted on 10/26/2019 5:07:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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And here's a picture of my cat.

Jette

11 posted on 10/26/2019 5:07:58 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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That’s a riot!


12 posted on 10/26/2019 5:09:32 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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Hilarious! The writers at BB are great.


13 posted on 10/26/2019 5:11:07 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("I've read the back of The Book, and we win.")
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Funny - in an apt sort of way....


14 posted on 10/26/2019 5:11:10 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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Sometimes the headlines sound so real they’re believable...it’s become that wacky out there.


15 posted on 10/26/2019 5:27:53 AM PDT by ealgeone
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I shot a cow elk the other day. I had a bull elk tag. I told the game warden that the cow identified as a bull therefore he could not cite me. Being we are in Colorado he shook my hand and bid me a good day


16 posted on 10/26/2019 6:54:52 AM PDT by Cold War Veteran - Submarines
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Did you tell him you heard the cow bugle, so you knew it identified as a bull?


17 posted on 10/26/2019 7:15:43 AM PDT by allwrong57
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As long as he wears spandex, he should be good to go.


18 posted on 10/26/2019 7:50:25 AM PDT by moovova
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Love this website.


19 posted on 10/26/2019 7:53:51 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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The Bee’s humor is spot on.


20 posted on 10/26/2019 7:54:57 AM PDT by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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