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In answer to the first one, they once had to postpone an execution because the three drugs the use for the lethal injections had passed the expiration of their use by dates. . .
Good one... I am going to pass it along...
one they missed...
Why do you Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway?
Like the monkey question. Resembles chicken / egg question
How come Noses run and Feet smell?
As the woman said to Samuel Johnson, the lexicographer, “Dr. Johnson, you smell!” To which he replied, “No madam, I stink, you smell.”
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
It was noon when the sun was to the south, and therefore at its highest point during the day. The Egyptians divided the day into twelve more or less equal parts, and later extended that to night time as well. Telling time at night was almost easier than during the day. They relied on the decan stars, which not only marked the seasons, but also the hours.
They say, “Time flies,” but you can’t—they pass at too irregular intervals.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
A trivial restatement of the first law of thermodynamics.
Why are pants called a pair?
Not to nerd out here, but the original definition of practice is the use of a method or idea.
When doctors practice they are putting methods and ideas into action.
The oxygen one is brilliant. Adding it to my discussion topics with some of my more interesting friends.
“7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims””
And the double V becomes a double U.
If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
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AND why are pants called a “pair” when it’s a single garment?
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
This is most important.
Why do they call it a combine when its job is to separate?