[SkyDancer]

Hillary, Pelosi and Biden walk into a bar.

[ClearCase_guy]

The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar — it was tense.

[ShadowAce]

Hillary, Pelosi and Biden walk into a bar.

Yeah--but only Pelosi and Biden actually walk out.

[DannyTN]

Hillary, Pelosi and Biden run into a bar.

[C210N]

Hillary, Pelosi and Biden walk into a bar.

Lynch, Brennan, Comey and Clapper walk into a Barr.

[Leaning Right]

> Hillary, Pelosi and Biden walk into a bar. <

The bar’s owner tells them, “If you can stay in my basement for a day, I’ll give you free beer for a year.”

“It’s deal”, says Pelosi. “I’ll go first.” Pelosi then goes down into the basement. Five minutes later, the basement door opens. It’s Pelosi. “I give up,” she says. “I can’t stand all the mice down there.”

“I’ll give it a try”, says Biden. Biden then goes down into the basement. Five minutes later, the basement door opens. It’s Biden. “I give up,” he says. “I can’t stand all the flies down there.”

“What a bunch of sissies”, says Hillary. Hillary then goes down into the basement. Five minutes later, the basement door opens. It’s the mice and the flies.

[Jewbacca]

A queer, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hello, Mr. Obama.”