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What IF the country votes Democrat in 2020?
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Posted on 09/23/2019 11:03:38 AM PDT by Veto!

Just something to think about...

What IF the country votes Democrat in 2020?

Democrat Platform Suggestions for 2020

1 Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a Gender Studies major, because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)

2 Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders)

3 Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

4 La'Darius Washington, who has never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

5 Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and who thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court, will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

6 Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR 15. (Eric Swalwell)

7 Sven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the US in 1953, will have to pay reparations to Sha'lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great-great grandfather MIGHT HAVE BEEN a slave. (Cory Booker)

8 Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn't want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

9 Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his 3/4 ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

10. The population of the US will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)

11. NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN TWELVE YEARS. (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2020demprimary; consequences; democrats; envirowhackos; socialists
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To: JimRed

It is obvious with your response of ‘projectioon’, that are younger than the Fall of The Berlin Wall, and therefore, talking out your hat!


61 posted on 09/25/2019 12:50:19 PM PDT by Terry L Smith (.)
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To: Terry L Smith

Wrong. Enlisted in the US Navy in 1961, at 17, just out of high school. My “war” was the Cuban Missile Crisis.

So you dispute that the RATs project what they do onto our side and make the accusations? Tag collateral damage as murder but encourage many times the murder to be planned and executed?

And where did “projectioon” come from? No typo in my post...


62 posted on 09/25/2019 1:31:07 PM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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