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Aren’t you glad that ice cream isn’t made with beaver anal secretions anymore?
DCdirtylaundry.com ^ | By Zoey Sky - September 16, 2019

Posted on 09/16/2019 2:49:02 PM PDT by Red Badger

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But it's NATURAL AND ORGANIC!.........................
1 posted on 09/16/2019 2:49:02 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Yeh,BUT...a new flavor of donuts showed up !!! LOL


2 posted on 09/16/2019 2:50:21 PM PDT by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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To: Red Badger

What I want to know is who DISCOVERED that beaver anal secretions and calves fourth stomachs made things useful in food prep? Neither sounds like anything that would happen by accident, like letting the dough rise.


3 posted on 09/16/2019 2:53:55 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
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To: litehaus

What I want to know is, WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TASTE THE BEAVER ANAL SECRETIONS?..............AND WHY?...............


4 posted on 09/16/2019 2:53:56 PM PDT by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Brave was he who first ate an oyster...................


5 posted on 09/16/2019 2:54:33 PM PDT by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
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More of the sicko millenial gross out schtik...


6 posted on 09/16/2019 2:55:11 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: Red Badger

Castoreum, as you oughtta know, badger, is not “anal secretions.” It’s scent*-gland secretions from downbelow, but not anal.

(*Not truly scent-glands, because in a hyper-technical manner, they aren’t glands.)


7 posted on 09/16/2019 2:56:38 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Red Badger

“Brave was he who first ate an oyster...................”

Oysters were a staple for coastal Indians.


8 posted on 09/16/2019 2:58:59 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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Beaver anal secretions?

So, companies producing ice cream hired & paid employees to collect anal secretions from beavers?
Were these beavers in the wild, or did the ice cream companies breed & raise them on special beaver farms?

Farm-raised beavers certainly would have made the anal-secretion-collecting process easier on the employees doing the collecting.

Sorry, Red Badger, I’m calling BS.


9 posted on 09/16/2019 3:00:32 PM PDT by mumblypeg
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“Castoreum, as you oughtta know, badger, is not “anal secretions.” It’s scent*-gland secretions from downbelow, but not anal.”

Anal can refer to ‘down below’.


10 posted on 09/16/2019 3:00:41 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: Red Badger

No.

Look at all the beavers now standing at the front of the Target parking lot looking for handouts.


11 posted on 09/16/2019 3:01:38 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Now I know why I need more sandwiches.....


12 posted on 09/16/2019 3:02:38 PM PDT by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: Red Badger

OK, that does it. I’ll never eat ANYTHING ever again. It’s just too dangerous to eat food. Thanks for giving us all these warnings.


13 posted on 09/16/2019 3:02:48 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Hmmm...choose your poison. Castoreum from beaver anal glands or coniferin from pine bark. Castor Oil is supposed to be good for you, so shouldn’t it follow that Castoreum must be good for you, too?


14 posted on 09/16/2019 3:04:50 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Red Badger
Princess Gray Beaver reacts to the news:


15 posted on 09/16/2019 3:05:49 PM PDT by DeFault User
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Ive heard a lot of latitude given to the large vats of peanut butter..pickles even worse.


16 posted on 09/16/2019 3:06:27 PM PDT by sanjuanbob
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To: Red Badger

I dunno, ice cream with anal secretions sounds like a big seller in areas like SF and NYC!


17 posted on 09/16/2019 3:07:10 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Red Badger

Here we go again.
About twice a year.


18 posted on 09/16/2019 3:07:25 PM PDT by lee martell
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“Poppy seeds don’t usually contain opiates...”

Well, yeah, some poppy seeds contain small amounts and folks have tested positive for opiates due to poppy seeds.


19 posted on 09/16/2019 3:08:22 PM PDT by Stevenc131
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To: Red Badger

I don’t miss the castoreum in ice cream as much as I miss the dolphin meat in tuna.
But, maybe a little.


20 posted on 09/16/2019 3:08:39 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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