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Florida Man Parks Smart Car in Kitchen So It Won't Blow Away During Hurricane Dorian
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Parks-Smart-Car-in-Kitchen-So-It-Wont-Blow-Away-During-Hurricane-Dorian-559380561.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_MIBrand ^ | 9/4/2019

Posted on 09/04/2019 1:28:35 PM PDT by dirtboy


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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: floridaman; smartcar
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To: dirtboy

Makes sense....(Florida)


41 posted on 09/04/2019 4:19:31 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (After Trump-then what?)
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To: Kickass Conservative

I’m just curious, how much does that little thing weigh? Is this guys house on a slab or has he got a basement under there.?


42 posted on 09/04/2019 4:44:07 PM PDT by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?''.)
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To: dirtboy

One time I rented a Nissan Versa 2 door hatchback. Not much bigger than the Smart toy box. One windy night was blowing that motorized box around on the highway. Great gas mileage, peppy too but not for me. Parking that Smart in his kitchen though was a smart idea with hurricane threat.


43 posted on 09/04/2019 4:44:15 PM PDT by tflabo (Prince of Peace, Lion of Righteousness)
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To: dirtboy

Based on the picture I’d say he just likes using the drive-up window.


44 posted on 09/04/2019 4:53:49 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: jmacusa

It weighs about 1500 Pounds.

That’s 375 Pounds for each wheel give or take.

Not too heavy at all for a raised Foundation House or one built on a Slab.


45 posted on 09/04/2019 4:58:17 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: wally_bert
In 1993, I had a friend buy an almost mint 1969 Mustang. He bought it from a guy that parked it in his finished basement in the early 70s and left it there until 1993 to sell it.

The story was that the original owner put into his basement for winter storage and over the winter he turned the basement into a man cave with the car as the show piece. He actually started it from time to time. The reason for selling it was that he was retiring and was downsizing.

My friend replaced all belts, hoses, fluids etc... . He sold the original tires for about twice the price of new tires. He drove that car for years and still sold it for much more than he paid for it.

My friend loved that car and almost cried when he had to sell it- to help pay for his daughter's wedding. My friend told his daughter that if the marriage tanked, she was going to have to buy him another mustang.

46 posted on 09/04/2019 5:49:39 PM PDT by fini
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To: dirtboy

Better hurry if you want one new. They are being discontinued for sale in the US and Canada. Used ones can be had of course


47 posted on 09/04/2019 6:20:16 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Kickass Conservative

Oh yeah a slab would support it no problem. I was just wondering if it were a standard two story with a full basement , you know with floor joists and all that. How did he get it there, through the sliding door in the back ground, guess so, huh?


48 posted on 09/04/2019 6:31:12 PM PDT by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?''.)
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To: xp38
A local here in Georgetown, TX has covered her Smart car in camo wrapping.

I'm sorry, but if I am driving something that small, I would want it in bright red or flaming yellow or fire engine green. Not camo.

49 posted on 09/04/2019 7:14:12 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Flick Lives

That’s funny.


50 posted on 09/04/2019 8:11:05 PM PDT by gcparent (Justice Brett Kavanaugh)
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To: dirtboy

Yes I don’t understand the black ones. You blink and you miss it.


51 posted on 09/04/2019 8:14:00 PM PDT by gcparent (Justice Brett Kavanaugh)
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To: dirtboy

He put something down under the tires....smart.....
Wonder if he put it down an drove onto it or had his wife hold the car up so he could slide it under...


52 posted on 09/05/2019 3:35:30 AM PDT by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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