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This year's grand prize is a picture of a Cadillac El Dorado.
2nd prize is a picture of a set of steak knives.
The Miami Dolphins will lose in a blowout.
The Jacksonville Jaguars will get drenched.
The Carolina Panthers will be blown away.....................
For me, week one is a dart board. But I’ll give it a go as they say in Jolly old England. England, that’s where they play football with their feet. How silly is that?
Uh, are those steak knives pictures compliant with the Londonistan knife ban?
Green Bay at Chicago
Buffalo at N.Y. Jets
Baltimore at Miami
Kansas City at Jacksonville
Tennessee at Cleveland
Washington at Philadelphia
Atlanta at Minnesota
L.A. Rams at Carolina
Indianapolis at L.A. Chargers
Cincinnati at Seattle
Detroit at Arizona
N.Y. Giants at Dallas
San Francisco at Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh at New England
Houston at New Orleans
Denver at Oakland
More picks to follow, but Packers surprise da Bears
who doesn’t like a set of steak knives...
Chicago
Buffalo
Baltimore
Kansas City
Tennessee
Philadelphia
Minnesota
L.A. Rams
Chargers
Cincinnati
Detroit
Dallas
Tampa Bay
New England
New Orleans
Denver
good luck to everyone who is picking the same picks as me...
The Ewes will smash Kam’s Kitties—
The Iggles over the Deadskins—
Jets streak by the Bills—
The Viqueens beat Atlanta's Black Byrds—
Crab City's Black Byrds feast on the Phish—
My Old Dallas Texans stomp the Jag-offs—
Da Browns over Allegra's Old Earlers—
The Bolts beat the Luckless Indyians—
The Seahags slip by TCU North—
The Bucking Ears kick the 69ers to the curb—
Detroit's Lambchopps spank Arid Zona—
Big’s Patty Cakes melt the Stoolers—
New Or’Leans spank Allegra's Texicans—
The Vegas Bound Waiders slip by Denver;s Ponies—
AND my BOYS bitch slap Eli's Midgets—
As to the college game, my Aggies will upset the Clemtines--
In the Alumni Bowl, North Texas will go very Green and very Mean on SMU--
LSU will burst the Teasips' bubble--
Michigan will beat Big's Kadets--
And, now, my iron solid predictions for the whole NFL season are as follows:
Tommy B and the Pattycakes in the AFC East
Da Browns in the AFC North
Allegra's Texicans in the AFC South
My Old Dallas Texans in the AFC West
My Cowboys in the NFC East
The Viqueens in the NFC North
New Or’Leans o\in the NFC South
The Seahags in the NFC West
My Old Dallas Texans will stop Tommy B & Company in the AFC Championship
My BOYS over New Or’Leans in the NFC Top Game
Finally, with both of my Dallas teams in the Super Bowl, I can live with either one being NFL Champs!
Gdazooks, do I ever feel better now that I got all that settled!
I need to hang onto this so I can remind myself at the end of the season that I am not as smart as I think I am...
Chicago - Home field advantage, baby!
N.Y. Jets - Ditto
Baltimore - Miami may go o for 2019
Kansas City - #back2backMVPatrick!
Cleveland - New form of agony for Browns fans — get close without winning it all
Philadelphia - Wentz > Keenum
Minnesota - Not sure what to think about ATL, tbh
Carolina - West Coast teams have issues on the east coast
Indianapolis - F-— dean spanos and every moving van he used
Seattle - Cincy is just not good
Arizona - AZ wins it’s first Big 12 Conference Game
Dallas - The giants are awful
San Francisco - Tampa Bay will be awful
New England - PIT is in decline; the Pats not as much
New Orleans - I do wonder if Brees is still Brees
Oakland - Flacco has not been good for 4 seasons...
Winners:
Bears
Minn
Jets
philly.
Balt
KC
Cleve.
Carolina
More winners:
SF
AZ.
Seattle
Chargers
Dallas
Pats
Saints
Raiders
Guaranteed winner, Philadelphia
Guaranteed loser, Cincy
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