[Impy]

Welcome back everyone, I hope you enjoyed your summer. I had something really funny to highlight in this week's comedy skit but I forgot what it is, darn.

"Was it about my new girlfriend, Steve? She's an actress. Say hello to everyone, Steve."

"Hi, I take expensive pills so I don't get AIDS."

Oh hi Colon and...Steve. That's kinda funny but that story is actually from 3 years ago, I don't know how I missed it. No, it was something else.

"Was it about my retirement? I'm gonna be soooooo tan."

"Hey Andrew, I'm not sure, I don't think that was it."

"Was it about how you joined your brother's fantasy league and you think you're in over your head?"

No, you know what it came to me just as I was waking up so it probably wasn't very funny anyway.

"Was it about how the XFL would be wise to give me $20 million dollars to ruin their league before it even starts?"

No, damnit, it wasn't about you! In fact I think people are starting to forgot who you are so I'm considering letting you go.

;(

"Was it about how you asked me what causes the wind and I told you what causes intestinal gas?"

I don't know but I did want to mention that, that was lame Alexa, Janet wouldn't have done that.

"I thought you said breaking wind".

"Hi there, according your records, that's a lie, you're just stupid."

(Bleep) you you (bleep) (bleep) and the horse you rode in on! (Bleep) I wish I was allowed to (bleep) curse! (Bleep) Jeff Bezos!

[Impy]

NFL Live thread ping

It's that time again.

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Picks contests players, get your picks in!

New players feel free to make picks, if you want in on the contest just let me know what you want your avatar to be.

This year's grand prize is a picture of a Cadillac El Dorado.

2nd prize is a picture of a set of steak knives.

[NTHockey]

What’s an NFL? Animal, vegetable or mineral?

[Gay State Conservative]

I'll take the Patriots 16-0...then beating Pittsburgh and KC in the playoffs and then beating the Lambs 38-7 in the Superbowl.

And then,a few days later,I have TB12 and Belichick holding a joint press conference announcing their retirement.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The NFL has bought peace on the kneeling issue by shelling out a King’s ransom.

They have bought-off the kneelers by donating tens of millions of dollars to Social Justice organizations.

Unlike the kneeling, annoying as it was, this stands to do a lot of ACTUAL DAMAGE to our society.

Thanks for nothing, guys.

[newfreep]

That pro-homosexual commercial is so repulsive I always change the channel

[jmaroneps37]

I don’t give a rat’s ass what these criminals do or don’t do. I just want the whole bunch gone. They are dead to me.

[DoodleDawg]

I will go with:

Bears

Jets

Miami

My Chiefs

Browns

Eagle

Falcons

Rams

Chargers

Seahawks

Lions

Cowboys

49ers

New England

New Orleans

Broncos

[ro_dreaming]

Thanks again Impy for doing this! My avatar: https://i.imgur.com/VowmLpE.jpg


Picks are:

[toast]

First time picks:

Chicago
Buffalo
Baltimore
Kansas City
Cleveland
Philadelphia
Minnesota
Rams
Chargers
Seattle
Detroit
Dallas
San Francisco
New England
New Orleans
Denver

[mmichaels1970]

My picks are underlined!

Green Bay at Chicago

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets

Baltimore at Miami

Kansas City at Jacksonville

Tennessee at Cleveland

Washington at Philadelphia

Atlanta at Minnesota

L.A. Rams at Carolina

Indianapolis at L.A. Chargers

Cincinnati at Seattle

Detroit at Arizona

N.Y. Giants at Dallas

San Francisco at Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh at New England

Houston at New Orleans

Denver at Oakland

[Phlap]

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[darkangel82]

Pack
Mahomes and co. take KC past the Jags(if they play-Dorian may be an issue)
Dirty Birds
Browns- good QB matchup
Jets
Fins
Iggles
Rams
Bolts over Colts
Bucs plunder the Niners
Cards as Kyler Murray wins his NFL debut
Pats over Steeltown
Broncos
Saints Brees past Houston

[moehoward]

Bears
Rams
Eagles
Jets
Falcons
Dolphins
CHIEFS!
Browns
Chargers
Seahawks
49ers
Cowboys
Lions
Pats
Saints
Raiders

[al_c]

Bears
Vikings
iggles
Bills
Ex-Colts
Chiefs
Browns
Panthers
Seahags
Bolts
Wow ... 9ers at Bucs. Tough call ... they both suck. Bucs.
Cards
COWBOYS!
Patsies
Ain’ts
Raiders

[Enterprise]

Here goes. (BBG won't talk to me. I assured her the Bears would win at home.)

Bills
Ravens
Jaguars
Browns
Eagles
Vikings
Panthers
Chargers
Seahawks
Cardinals
Cowboys
Giants
Patriots
Saints
Broncos

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

Since the assholes stopped kneeling, I’m watching the NFL again. (Don’t respond to this post).

Brian Flores, a NE coach. Hmmm, maybe I will dislike Steven Ross a little less...if the Phins make the playoffs.

Right now, Baltimore (home of one of the highest murder rates in the country), without Ray Lewis, is kicking Miami’s ass.

In the fwiw department.

5.56mm

[dfwgator]

Miami has 0-16 written all over them.