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FDA Recommends Pouring All Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 29, 2018 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/01/2019 4:47:41 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I fully agree. I was at a trade show last year. They had several boxes of doughnuts. I grabbed what I thought was a Sour Cream doughnut and it was an abhorrent, disgusting pumpkin spice. Yuuccckkkkkk


21 posted on 09/01/2019 5:17:49 PM PDT by cyclotic (Democrats must be politically eviscerated, disemboweled and demolished.)
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To: Delta 21

Mossberg 590A1 with an M9 bayonet. Muaa-ha-ha-ha!


22 posted on 09/01/2019 5:33:57 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: SamAdams76

I like PS, too. The article is still pretty funny.


23 posted on 09/01/2019 5:38:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Pumpkin spice Eggnog is pretty good.


24 posted on 09/01/2019 5:42:00 PM PDT by Openurmind
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To: Billthedrill
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
25 posted on 09/01/2019 5:43:07 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
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To: SamAdams76

Get some Papst or Old Milwaukee, and mix it with pumpkin spice and pour your Democrat friends a tall mug full.

Then dump it out and because life is too short to drink crappy beer and not even Democrats should have to drink pumpkin-spiced anything.


26 posted on 09/01/2019 5:51:54 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Took me in with the headline. I was hoping....


27 posted on 09/01/2019 6:01:05 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: HangnJudge

All those pumpkins giving their lives in vane


Orange you going to have any?


28 posted on 09/01/2019 6:03:15 PM PDT by pa_dweller (No, I'm not tired of winning - stop asking!)
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To: pa_dweller
"Hey Plumpkin."
"What?"
"Knife!"



29 posted on 09/01/2019 6:06:43 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I had a friend buy 6 pumpkin beers, said only one was drinkable. Second year in a row buying more than 4 varieties, in all, he’s found a total of 6 pumpkin beers he’d drink.

Why? That was my question to him. Why? You’re paying a premium for a beer you’ll most likely hate, and even those which are drinkable are ‘drinkable’, not something you’d go out of your way to drink again.

Never did get a straight answer out of him.


30 posted on 09/01/2019 6:25:30 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

The way coffee beans were meant to be used. When I have to have a fasting blood test with no water or black coffee ahead of time, always have a thermos of black coffee with me. I jokingly tell the nurse I want to pour the blood right in where she took the needle out! I like my black, no sugar, no cream coffee!


31 posted on 09/01/2019 6:31:16 PM PDT by Exit148 ( (Loose Change Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!110)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Better stated in the title, parenthetically.


32 posted on 09/01/2019 6:56:06 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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To: Delta 21

Did similar once.
Time stopped.
I was within a ball of orange mist.
It was wonderful.


33 posted on 09/01/2019 7:57:42 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I detest pumpkin flavored ANYTHING! We went out to dinner tonight at Bonefish for my b’day and I saved room for their crème brulee. I asked the waiter what flavor it was and he said it was their usual vanilla. In the winter they make a chocolate one which is out of this world. Then he mentioned that they also make a pumpkin one in the fall and I told him how I really dislike it. He said he served it to one woman last year who didn’t ask but assumed it was vanilla and when she ate her first mouthful, she let out a loud shriek of disgust that shocked the whole restaurant! I know different strokes for different folks. ;o)


34 posted on 09/01/2019 8:11:29 PM PDT by boatbums (semper reformanda secundum verbum dei)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I couldn’t agree more. Pumpkin is disgusting.


35 posted on 09/01/2019 8:20:57 PM PDT by DugwayDuke ("A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Does that include "Ole Smoky Pumpkin Pie Moonshine"?


       

36 posted on 09/01/2019 8:28:54 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Notify Harry Potter ASAP.


37 posted on 09/01/2019 8:52:12 PM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Pumpkin spice is considered a sign of whiteness by minorities. Tis fhe season to flaunt your whiteness.


38 posted on 09/01/2019 11:11:23 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: buckalfa
Babylon Bee

Pumpkin Spice Lattes are ok though.

39 posted on 09/01/2019 11:21:21 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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To: Pajamajan

Blasphemy. The Only reasons God made pumpkins was for:1) ammo for pumpkin cannons 2) Pumpkin Pie! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!


40 posted on 09/02/2019 2:09:11 AM PDT by .44 Special (Tiamid Buarsh)
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