NASA astronaut accused of first-ever space crime denies allegations

MSN ^ | Aug. 26, 2019 | Ravoie Lakshmanan

[libstripper]

NASA is reportedly investigating what’s said to be the first ever instance of a space crime.

According to a report by The New York Times, the space organization is currently looking into a claim that astronaut Anne McClain improperly accessessed the bank account of her estranged spouse Summer Worden outside the confines of earth — while aboard the International Space Station (ISS).

McClain — who has since returned to Earth — admitted to accessing the account, but denied any ulterior motive. She took to Twitter, stating there’s “unequivocally no truth to these claims”

[libstripper]

Of course, lesbian "marriage" is perfectly normal and moral, that ancient monstrosity, the Bible, to the contrary notwithstanding.

[Yashcheritsiy]

LOL. 3% of the population commits 100% of space crimes.

[bk1000]

Space was a nice place until the lesbians showed up.

[PGR88]

I’ve never met a homosexual whose life is not screwed-up in at least one very major way (although its usually several areas of disaster at once).

That’s not to say heterosexuals do not have self-inflicted problems as well - only that by leading a homosexual lifestyle, a person is effectively guaranteeing a life of chaos for themselves.

[Seruzawa]

Mentally ill astronauts. Whodathunk? Should have expected it though.

[Red Badger]

Hmmm......anybody remember the female astronut that drove non stop from Texas to Florida wearing Depends to kill a rival?................

[TangoLimaSierra]

NASA astronaut denies space crime accusations amid bitter divorce battle

[gr8eman]

Hah! I thought the space crime was pooping in her space suit!

[MeanWestTexan]

I was a beat cop 100 years ago, after the military.

Did lots of “domestic disturbance” calls back then in a very gay neighborhood. Without fail, it was lesbians beating the crap out of each other.

The gay men (many of whom are huge roided dudes, stereotypes to the contrary) were generally peaceable. They would get high on drugs and do stupid stuff, but they really didn’t beat each other up. When there was a fight, it was two huge guys beating the crap out of each other for the affection of some youngish guy.

[VanShuyten]

NASA’s attempt to prevent space pregnancy?

[Rummyfan]

McClain — who has since returned to Earth — admitted to accessing the account, but denied any ulterior motive.

Oh sure. How could someone so fundamentally bent become an astronaut?

[sgt_lau]

And people are shocked that allowing a homosexual into space has resulted in immoral and illegal behavior. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

[NorthMountain]

How could someone so fundamentally bent become an astronaut?

Because Apollo was white, male, and successful … and we can't have that. "Equality" uber alles!

[Texas resident]

So, Captain Kirk was right.

“Space, the final frontier”

for nut cases

[treetopsandroofs]

Intent here, but not SERIOUS intent.

Got it.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Arguments over jurisdiction are sure to tie-up our entire court system for the next thirteen years.

[Tucker39]

She denied any ulterior motive? The kid with his hand in the cookie jar apparently had none, either. Why would one surreptitiously access someone else’s bank account other than to steal their money? That’s a real knee- slapper.

[cgbg]

Some folks (including me) think that NASA is a “front” for a real secret military space program.

They can play “diversity” games with the PR Potemkin Village while white males do the serious (and risky) secret missions.

[VietVet876]

Like almost all of them, she came into the program via the military. U.S. Army Lt. Col, West Point grad. Letting them openly serve was letting the djinns out of the bottle.

[NorthMountain]

My regards to COL Jack O’Neill, next time you see him.

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