Looks like a wonderful idea to create a footprint on the federal database. /bad_idea_sarc
Wonder how many flying UFOs will show up to rescue their space aliens ?? Buzz Lightyear and beyond !!!
I have been to Rachel, Nevada. When I was there we ate at the Alien Inn.
Dang Woody been BoPeeped in a skunk
Well, a local resident named Joerg Arnu wants people to stay away.
Joerg Arnu??
WTH kind of unAmerican name is THAT?
Obviously an extraterrestrial infiltrator!
We MUST go, and find out what this mugwump is trying to hide!
Imagine if they were concerned about a million illegal aliens invading our border. Hmmm?
The locals should jack up the prices on everything. Especially water.
That’s not the aliens they should be worried about.
Fearing they could be overwhelmed with visitors, officials in the remote Nevada county thats home to the Area 51 military base have drafted an emergency declaration and a plan to team resources with neighboring counties and the state ahead of events next month tied to the Storm Area 51 internet drive.
The elected board governing the county with about 5,200 residents conditionally approved two events Monday for tiny desert towns near the once top-secret U.S. Air Force test area known in popular lore as a site for government studies of outer space aliens.
Oh, were taking this seriously, Lincoln County Commission Chairman Varlin Higbee told the Las Vegas Review-Journal . With the possibility of 35,000 to 40,000 people showing up, yeah, this is serious.
https://apnews.com/86167556378d4198a44e6626b02724df
40,000 urban nuggets traipsing across the Sonora desert with empty water bottles. What could possibly go wrong?
They have resumed testing at Area 51. If these fools bum rush the place they’ll get their asses handed to them.
So....theyre back.
Those alien hunters are here again.
Hunting for humans and Pop Tarts.
The fiends.
Ive got a little surprise for them.....Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.
Yeah....one bite of those and theyll be going Warp eleventyseven to get back to Baltimore or wherever theyre from.
Don’t use Facebook, did this all start out as a joke? I can visualize many drones armed with teargas spraying the ‘invaders’.
Tin foil hats required Tesla coil to be tested to see UFO’s.
Update on this story:
This past week, Lincoln and Nye Counties issued declarations of emergency in preparation for the crush of humanity expected to descend on the area on September 20. More than a half-dozen local, state, and federal agencies are involved in the planning, including the Las Vegas Police, the Nevada Department of Public Safety, and the state highway patrol. Governor Steve Sisolaks office has been briefed and is monitoring the situation. And when the alien enthusiasts arrive, 200 to 300 police officers, medics, and firefighters will be on hand to receive them.
—https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/09/nevada-bracing-area-51-mayhem/597400/
Jacob Stern, Sep 4, 2019