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Woodstock maybe dead but Alienstock is still on. Less than one month away.
1 posted on 08/24/2019 4:27:02 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Looks like a wonderful idea to create a footprint on the federal database.      /bad_idea_sarc


2 posted on 08/24/2019 4:28:44 PM PDT by ptsal
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To: McGruff

Wonder how many flying UFOs will show up to rescue their space aliens ?? Buzz Lightyear and beyond !!!


3 posted on 08/24/2019 4:35:35 PM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: McGruff

I have been to Rachel, Nevada. When I was there we ate at the Alien Inn.


4 posted on 08/24/2019 4:36:02 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: McGruff

Dang Woody been BoPeeped in a skunk


5 posted on 08/24/2019 4:39:08 PM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die)
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To: McGruff

Well, a local resident named Joerg Arnu wants people to stay away.

Joerg Arnu??
WTH kind of unAmerican name is THAT?

Obviously an extraterrestrial infiltrator!

We MUST go, and find out what this mugwump is trying to hide!


7 posted on 08/24/2019 4:52:20 PM PDT by mumblypeg
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To: McGruff

Imagine if they were concerned about a million illegal aliens invading our border. Hmmm?


9 posted on 08/24/2019 4:58:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Commitee)
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To: McGruff
Going to be interesting. Especially since there are those who believe that a man-eating creature has escaped from Area 51 labs and wanders the area. Dinner is comin' on!
13 posted on 08/24/2019 5:07:03 PM PDT by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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To: McGruff

The locals should jack up the prices on everything. Especially water.


14 posted on 08/24/2019 5:16:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: McGruff

That’s not the aliens they should be worried about.


17 posted on 08/24/2019 5:28:05 PM PDT by bgill
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Fearing they could be overwhelmed with visitors, officials in the remote Nevada county that’s home to the Area 51 military base have drafted an emergency declaration and a plan to team resources with neighboring counties and the state ahead of events next month tied to the “Storm Area 51” internet drive.

The elected board governing the county with about 5,200 residents conditionally approved two events Monday for tiny desert towns near the once top-secret U.S. Air Force test area known in popular lore as a site for government studies of outer space aliens.

“Oh, we’re taking this seriously,” Lincoln County Commission Chairman Varlin Higbee told the Las Vegas Review-Journal . “With the possibility of 35,000 to 40,000 people showing up, yeah, this is serious.”

https://apnews.com/86167556378d4198a44e6626b02724df


19 posted on 08/24/2019 5:32:02 PM PDT by McGruff (If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!)
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The Air Force is still ticked off that these guys revealed that Naruto running allows you to outrun bullets. That sort of stuff is supposed to be classified.

40,000 urban nuggets traipsing across the Sonora desert with empty water bottles. What could possibly go wrong?

23 posted on 08/24/2019 5:59:52 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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They have resumed testing at Area 51. If these fools bum rush the place they’ll get their asses handed to them.


25 posted on 08/24/2019 6:04:56 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: McGruff

So....they’re back.

Those alien hunters are here again.

Hunting for humans and Pop Tarts.

The fiends.

I’ve got a little surprise for them.....Brown Sugar Pop Tarts.

Yeah....one bite of those and they’ll be going Warp eleventyseven to get back to Baltimore or wherever they’re from.


28 posted on 08/24/2019 6:19:59 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: McGruff

Don’t use Facebook, did this all start out as a joke? I can visualize many drones armed with teargas spraying the ‘invaders’.


38 posted on 08/25/2019 4:12:37 AM PDT by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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To: McGruff

Tin foil hats required Tesla coil to be tested to see UFO’s.


40 posted on 08/25/2019 9:01:51 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: McGruff

Update on this story:

This past week, Lincoln and Nye Counties issued declarations of emergency in preparation for the crush of humanity expected to descend on the area on September 20. More than a half-dozen local, state, and federal agencies are involved in the planning, including the Las Vegas Police, the Nevada Department of Public Safety, and the state highway patrol. Governor Steve Sisolak’s office has been briefed and is monitoring the situation. And when the alien enthusiasts arrive, 200 to 300 police officers, medics, and firefighters will be on hand to receive them.

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/09/nevada-bracing-area-51-mayhem/597400/

Jacob Stern, Sep 4, 2019


43 posted on 09/05/2019 10:54:21 AM PDT by samtheman (The drive-by media is the true boss of the democommie party.)
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