Posted on 08/17/2019 8:25:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz
A note from the editorial board at The Babylon Bee:
A number of people have questioned our love for Hillary Clinton based on some satirical pieces published on our site recently.
We would like to clear things up by saying that Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. The people who wrote those jokes, headlines, and pieces that seemed to criticize Hillary have been dealt with.
Some conspiracy theories have been going around about the Clintons, and we think that's just despicable. Deplorable, really. From Bill's time in the White House all the way through Hillary's spotless record as Secretary of State, the Clintons have served this country with honor and not a hint of scandal. For people to suggest they are so powerful and sinister to kill those who might expose some non-existent "wrongdoings" in their past is treason, really.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Please Hillary, don't kill me.
Hey Laz, don’t tell us you still have the ‘hots’!
O, I have the hots, alright.
The most evil and dishonest woman to ever walk the face of the earth.
For Russia!
“....But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. He loved Big Smother...
and please....don't hurt me. lmao!
She is an “upstanding citizen” even when she is being held up by her escorts and when she is laying down.
From 1993, that broad has been nothing but a festering canker sore on America!!!
UPSTANDING CITIZEN OF WHAT COUNTRY????????????
Did you even bother to read the article? It’s satire, and it’s hilarious.
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