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We Would Like To State For The Record That Hillary Clinton Is An Upstanding Citizen...
Babylon Bee ^ | August 12th, 2019 | Babylon Bee Editorial Board

Posted on 08/17/2019 8:25:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz

A note from the editorial board at The Babylon Bee:

A number of people have questioned our love for Hillary Clinton based on some satirical pieces published on our site recently.

We would like to clear things up by saying that Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen and a very fine human being. She is of excellent character. She would never hurt anyone. The people who wrote those jokes, headlines, and pieces that seemed to criticize Hillary have been dealt with.

Some conspiracy theories have been going around about the Clintons, and we think that's just despicable. Deplorable, really. From Bill's time in the White House all the way through Hillary's spotless record as Secretary of State, the Clintons have served this country with honor and not a hint of scandal. For people to suggest they are so powerful and sinister to kill those who might expose some non-existent "wrongdoings" in their past is treason, really.

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Good move. I also concur with this editorial.

Please Hillary, don't kill me.

1 posted on 08/17/2019 8:25:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Hey Laz, don’t tell us you still have the ‘hots’!


2 posted on 08/17/2019 8:29:40 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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O, I have the hots, alright.


3 posted on 08/17/2019 8:31:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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The most evil and dishonest woman to ever walk the face of the earth.


4 posted on 08/17/2019 8:32:28 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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We would like to clear things up by saying that Hillary Clinton is an upstanding citizen...

For Russia!

5 posted on 08/17/2019 8:33:18 AM PDT by painter ( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
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“....But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. He loved Big Smother...”


6 posted on 08/17/2019 8:59:51 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople
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Love the Babylon Bee. It's even better than the Onion because you can spot the satire, which is important because it's hard to tell satire from reality these days.

and please....don't hurt me. lmao!

7 posted on 08/17/2019 9:00:38 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
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She is an “upstanding citizen” even when she is being held up by her escorts and when she is laying down.


8 posted on 08/17/2019 9:08:59 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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From 1993, that broad has been nothing but a festering canker sore on America!!!


9 posted on 08/17/2019 9:12:31 AM PDT by Terry L Smith (.)
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10 posted on 08/17/2019 9:23:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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UPSTANDING CITIZEN OF WHAT COUNTRY????????????


11 posted on 08/17/2019 10:02:33 AM PDT by chopperk
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Did you even bother to read the article? It’s satire, and it’s hilarious.


12 posted on 08/17/2019 10:04:56 AM PDT by Always A Marine ("When you strike at a king, you must kill him" - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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She is Upstanding...compared to Pol Pot, she didn't (yet) kill as many as he did...😋
13 posted on 08/17/2019 11:56:48 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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