[No_Doll_i]

And for something for amusement

Money cannot buy happiness - but it’s far more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiot’s name.

If you help someone when they’re in trouble - they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

I think Congressmen should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

[KitJ]

Thanks for the humor break!

I'm laughing

[generally]

Good ones!

Here's a few for you...

[Bigg Red]

:)