Posted on 08/14/2019 10:32:37 AM PDT by dynachrome
Now time to begin report on internal research and monitor of Southeast Asia incidents. These that have verified by qualified specialist. Not so be alarmed. Real world attacks not spread geometrically as show in movies. But We will explain. A new age coming.
The Chinese are always joking around, right?
Well...it's a historical fact that Max Brooks made up for World War Z. I hope nobody is going to object "but that's only fiction." That's what they said in the book, too.
What about North Chinese zombies?
What about Democrats?
Urban legend was that a zombie outbreak occurred in a Philly veterans hospital from a chemical spill. That story inspired George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead.”
The movie “Zombieland” had the source of the zombie outbreak caused by a gas station hamburger.
After Chinese zombies bite you they do it again an hour later.
Yep! Did you ever notice that the first sign of a zombie apocalypse is people denying that zombie apocalypses are real? Pretty dang suspicious behavior, says I. It’s what They want us to think. You know, Them.
You make fun of China?
There is no make fun of China!
How you like Lichee Nut stuck up you donkey?
Anyone who knows anything about zombies knows that they ALWAYS start in China. Duh.
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“Uneeda Medical Supply” as in ‘Return of the Living Dead’ (one of my favorite zombie movies)
Donkey kick the crap outta you, me, Jet Li.
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