[Innovative]

A pill is not the solution.

There are already too many pills purporting to help people’s mental states.

[adorno]

The need to work on a pill for a disease worse than loneliness. Get the pill to combat liberalism, progresivism, communism; It’s a deadly disease, worse than any other affliction in human history.

[familyop]

“In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today”

(1969 song, Zager and Evans, “In the Year 2525”)

[Bonemaker]

We used to call these people losers.

[Shadow44]

That’s it, we need a pill to solve loneliness. Let’s not address the low trust, postmodern hellscape ruins of what was our society that is causing these feelings.

[Raycpa]

Prayer might work as well.

[bgill]

Easier to get their noses out of their phones.

A recent study said millinnials, the wealthiest young people of all time, weren’t dating because it costs too much... sigh.

[dfwgator]

Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call “loneliness”
But it’s better than drinking alone.

-Billy Joel

[EEGator]

Aren’t there still hookers?

[Openurmind]

Incredible. Go get a job, or volunteer at a church or something.

[Captain Compassion]

“They are sharing a drink they call loneness.
But it’s better than drinking alone.”

[montag813]

HERE IS THE CURE....no charge!

GET RID OF THIS....

[PeterPrinciple]

I can think of no better expression of loneliness than the following:

Psa 142:4  I looked on my right hand, and I watched, but no one recognized me; escape was lost to me; no man cared for my soul. 

Read in context for the balm, it isn’t a pill.

[Songcraft]

"All the lonely people..."   (Youtube Beatles song "Eleanor Rigby")

[Go Gordon]

Researchers are working on a pill for loneliness, as studies suggest condition is worse than obesity,p> Okay, then why not let the lonely person turn to food, gain a crap load of weight, then have the person focus on their obesity - joining a gym, jogging around the neighborhood and frequenting juice bars. They'll forget how lonely they are.

[Osage Orange]

I have two Border Collies and some cows...they keep me un-lonely...

[Bonemaker]

“...nearly off-the-chart scores on the most widely used scale measuring loneliness...”

They should consider themselves lucky. Your misery index is directly proportional to the number of other people in your life.

[catnipman]

“Researchers are working on a pill for loneliness, as studies suggest condition is worse than obesity”

i heard that the anti-loneliness pill for women makes them look like Michelle Pfeiffer when she was 35, and the anti-loneliness pill for men makes them look like Brad Pitt, plus it opens a bank account for the patient that has a hundred million dollars in it ...

[Chickensoup]

one takes every organizaion, religious group, club, get together spot away from people and they are lonely. Give them the pretend of the internet socials. And they are doubly lonely

There is little to connect people.

[Veto!]

Anyone try pregnenolone yet? Results?