Let’s save the taxpayers some money and publish the report now.
Put “I know nothing, I saw nothing” on every page.
Case closed.
Watch. He’ll be cremated before anyone finds out how he really died.
FBI: The most trusted agency of law enfarcement.
That oughta make everybody relax.
Dear AG BARR.....You have NO ONE in the FBI WHO IS HONEST!!! NO ONE!
I don’t think the ‘initial’ suicide attempt was anymore that than the second apparently successful one was.
This guy got off previously for the same kind of rap, without much time served. He was probably arrogant enough to think that he’d get off again.
Somebody had other ideas.
Apparently he was in a federal facility. Is it a good idea for the FBI to conduct the investigation? Really?
Sometimes you just have to shave with Occam’s razor, and look at it this way - the document release was just the public side of his trial. He knew he was very likely going to spend life in prison, and the document release shattered any dream he had of having a (nonexistent, really) chance of avoiding that. Therefore, he killed himself.
Until detailed information appears about the exact manner of suicide and whether others had access to his cell in the critical time period, I’m good with that. But the folks who have their knickers twisted about Trump were sure this was going to be the end of him, and now as the end of Epstein, they have to redirect that maniacal energy, so they will spin ten thousand conspiracy theories. Ugh.
Sometimes you just have to shave with Occam’s razor, and look at it this way - the document release was just the public side of his trial. He knew he was very likely going to spend life in prison, and the document release shattered any dream he had of having a (nonexistent, really) chance of avoiding that. Therefore, he killed himself.
Until detailed information appears about the exact manner of suicide and whether others had access to his cell in the critical time period, I’m good with that. But the folks who have their knickers twisted about Trump were sure this was going to be the end of him, and now as the end of Epstein, they have to redirect that maniacal energy, so they will spin ten thousand conspiracy theories. Ugh.
The Babylon Bee could have written this and everyone would be laughing their asses off
Hmmmm. Very interesting. Where are all the “reportedly”s and “supposedly”s that usually accompany such stories.
***Jeffrey Epstein has hanged himself inside his New York City jail cell. ***
Jail cell suicides go way back, I just saw one of Ming the Merciless’ women fake a JAIL hanging in FLASH GORDON CONQUERS THE UNIVERSE! She kills the guard and escapes.
Always remember, boys n girls, that when a subject refuses to buy the farm, before you put his name on the mailbox, you must arrange have him step in some manure or get soil under his fingernails at least once so everyone at least thinks the man wants to be a farmer. Don’t just make him buy it sight unseen.
How does to FIB have time since they haven’t solved Las Vegas yet?
no press conference today ....very odd
AG LOTTERY
AG Barr should step sown now for incompetance.
Run an AG lottery and the winning number, lawyer or not, becomes AG. Lawyers are less than worthless.
Arkanside?
FBI will “investigate” Trump’s links to Epstein and leak that to CNN/MSNBC.
The FBI has all the 302s pre-written.
Absolute insult to involve the FBI, fresh off a coup with support of foreign governments. Let’s hope Wray can spare few resources, with all staff on deck for the 2020 coup.