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1 posted on 08/06/2019 2:03:59 PM PDT by plain talk
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2 posted on 08/06/2019 2:04:37 PM PDT by plain talk
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3 posted on 08/06/2019 2:06:27 PM PDT by plain talk
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LOL, a solution w/o a problem.

Sorry, I’ve seen plenty old dogs still have trouble balancing despite their tails.


4 posted on 08/06/2019 2:06:34 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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Gives a whole new meaning to “strap on appendage”.


6 posted on 08/06/2019 2:07:54 PM PDT by pnut22
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*ping*


7 posted on 08/06/2019 2:08:12 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
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Men already have an extra “leg” in front of us..not sure if it stopped me from keeling over when I was piss drunk back in college though.


8 posted on 08/06/2019 2:08:28 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtards from our company & did so happily at every election since 2008. I hope all libs die.)
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New bar pick-up line:

Hey, that’s a nice tail you have there!.....................


9 posted on 08/06/2019 2:08:34 PM PDT by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
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Will this wag?

Could prove useful during with someone with a good poker face during a high-stakes game.


11 posted on 08/06/2019 2:09:12 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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I’d think a couple of gyroscopes attached to a belt would provide stabilization.


12 posted on 08/06/2019 2:09:15 PM PDT by Ken H (2019 => The House of Representin')
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One advantage of a cane or staff is that it can be used as a weapon. Robotic tail? Unlikely.


14 posted on 08/06/2019 2:09:43 PM PDT by 43north (Its hard to stop a man when he knows he's right and he keeps coming.)
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If I was gonna buy some tail, I’d.... never mind.


15 posted on 08/06/2019 2:10:00 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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Can it be worn during a sobriety test? Talk about an untapped market.


16 posted on 08/06/2019 2:10:18 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911/June 14, 1946)
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I want one


17 posted on 08/06/2019 2:10:20 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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20 posted on 08/06/2019 2:10:58 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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Not exactly what one would envision from the phrase, “Looking to get a piece of tail.”


21 posted on 08/06/2019 2:12:34 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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A big hit on subways and elevators.


22 posted on 08/06/2019 2:16:51 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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I

Don’t

Think

So.


23 posted on 08/06/2019 2:16:58 PM PDT by bgill
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Is that a STRAP ON TAIL or are you just glad to see me?


25 posted on 08/06/2019 2:21:31 PM PDT by House Atreides (Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
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Queens of the Stone Age, “If I Had A Tail”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjYZToXuJaM

Actually a very cool song and video.


27 posted on 08/06/2019 2:26:51 PM PDT by Yardstick
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I bet it’s an expensive piece of tail...


29 posted on 08/06/2019 2:29:00 PM PDT by MortMan (Americans are a people increasingly separated by our connectivity.)
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