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With all the heavy news today (market, trade wars, shootings/calls for gun control) I thought this little story could provide us with a needed break.
1 posted on 08/05/2019 7:48:33 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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In August I think I would overwhelm those friendly microbes with my sweat. Maybe it’s just a habit but I feel the urge to shower when I’m done working up a sweat outside.


2 posted on 08/05/2019 7:51:04 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Heaven has gates, walls and immigration policy but Hell has an open border policy. Food for thought.)
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He must have a cheese factory growing in his crotch.


3 posted on 08/05/2019 7:51:36 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (There's a stairway to heaven, but there's a highway to hell.)
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I don’t smell!’ Meet the people who have stopped washing

Doesn't smell? Did his nose fall off?

4 posted on 08/05/2019 7:51:43 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Who's the leader of the club that feeds on dead babies? M-O-L... O-C-H... M-O-U-S-E.)
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NOBODY ever thinks they stink after they get used to it. A skunk doesn’t think he stinks either.


5 posted on 08/05/2019 7:52:18 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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He’s just getting ready for life under the Green New Deal.


6 posted on 08/05/2019 7:54:16 PM PDT by VanShuyten (Er"...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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My GF smells really good (all over) after her shower. I won’t show her this article.


8 posted on 08/05/2019 7:54:32 PM PDT by umgud
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I stopped missing bathing’ ... David Whitlock

That's okay David. From the looks of you, you wouldn't get laid either way.

9 posted on 08/05/2019 7:54:54 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Huh...

As a swimmer, coach and swim teacher, I’m in chlorine 24/7. I need to clean off.

As an artist, I knew a LOT of earthy crunchy hippy/art freaks — I doubt there’s no odor. But... who knows.


10 posted on 08/05/2019 7:55:16 PM PDT by Mermaid Girl
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To: DoodleBob; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
Does he park cars?


12 posted on 08/05/2019 7:57:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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The boils on his body must be fun for him since he does not deal with it.


13 posted on 08/05/2019 7:58:09 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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I’ve been in a few tight places in Europe that almost led me to puke from the B O.

At one time it was considered such a public health hazard Spanish TV ran government-sponsored commercials urging people to use deodorant.


14 posted on 08/05/2019 7:58:19 PM PDT by DeFault User
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THIS is one way to boycott Proc & Gambler


15 posted on 08/05/2019 7:58:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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The taxi drivers in Pakistan don’t shower either, and there’s not enough cologne on the planet to hide that fact.


17 posted on 08/05/2019 8:02:27 PM PDT by ETCM
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All part and parcel of the “return to the primitive” of Western Civilization. I can understand that many soaps are too drying. The answer is to find one that isn’t and keep showering. He says he doesn’t smell, but that’s BS. He’s just grown used to his odor, though other people haven’t.


20 posted on 08/05/2019 8:06:01 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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“Whitlock had hoped that he would naturally acquire this type of bacteria simply by stopping washing. He didn’t – and grew quite pongy. So, he harvested bacteria from the soil at a local farm and fed them with ammonia and minerals. When they turned the ammonia into nitrate, he knew he had what he wanted and started narrowing them down to a single strain that seemed happiest on human skin. After he applied the bacteria he had cultured – the stuff the horses were apparently after – he stopped smelling.”

I had to look up ‘pongy’. I thought it was going to mean smelly, but hell who knows with these loons. It’s actually a pretty neat story with the horse bacteria from the farm.

FReegards


21 posted on 08/05/2019 8:06:42 PM PDT by Ransomed
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I gather this has been popular in Europe for quite a while?


22 posted on 08/05/2019 8:08:46 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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“I don’t smell”

Apparently not, since you’re oblivious to how badly you stink.


25 posted on 08/05/2019 8:26:50 PM PDT by dangus
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When I was young, I lived on a homestead with no electricity or running water. Baths were accomplished in a (freezing!) stream that traversed the property. In ideal circumstance it would happen once a week. When the elements conspired against the enterprise, it might not occur for two or three weeks.

I noticed horseflies, mosquitoes, and the like lost interest in me in the days leading up to bath day. As soon as I emerged from the stream and for about three days thereafter, they resumed their feasting. Perhaps it’s just me, I found it interesting that even something like human body odor serves a useful purpose.

The Lord wastes nothing.


26 posted on 08/05/2019 8:27:09 PM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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The NoseBlind always think they don’t stink- and they are usually people who just love things like garlic, sardines, smelly cheese, and loads of liqueur that they sweat out the next day when the sun boils their innards-

I suppose people who eat bland, and don’t sweat easily might be ok for a little while- but my goodness- at least wash up in the morning-


27 posted on 08/05/2019 8:30:48 PM PDT by Bob434
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The body resets (for want of a better term)the PH level of the skin after it has been washed. It does not remain altered.


28 posted on 08/05/2019 8:39:12 PM PDT by lastchance (Credo.)
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