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To: Tired of Taxes

One of these guys DOES looks like he could be Amish.

Killed a peasano.

Terrible.


2 posted on 07/27/2019 6:33:29 PM PDT by dp0622 (Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
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To: dp0622

Gonna get the Amanda Knox treatment. Punks.


3 posted on 07/27/2019 6:37:17 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: dp0622

RIP.

Stealing a drug dealer’s bag, bad idea.

Agreeing to exchange the bag for $125.00, worse idea.

Attacking the cops who meet you at the exchange point, off the charts stupid.


5 posted on 07/27/2019 6:43:43 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: dp0622; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

The owner of the bag called his phone

***********

Jerry: What should I do, should I call the police?

Kramer: What are they gonna do?

Jerry: I’d better call the car phone company, cancel my service.

George: Maybe you should call your car phone.

Jerry: Yeah, he’s probably driving it right now.

George: Wait a minute, call the car phone, see what happens.

Jerry: Are you serious?

George: Yeah, go ahead, call.

Jerry: I don’t even know if I remember the number.

Jerry dials.

Jerry: What do I say if he picks up?

Car thief: Hello?

Jerry: Hello? Is this 555-8383?

Car thief: I have no idea.

Jerry: Can I ask you a question?

Car thief: Sure.

Jerry: Did you steal my car?

Car thief: Yes I did.

Jerry: You did?!

Car thief: I did.

Jerry: That’s my car!

Car thief: I didn’t know it was yours.

Jerry: What are you gonna do with it?

Car thief: I dunno, drive around.

Jerry: Then can I have it back?

Car thief: Mmmm, nah, I’m gonna keep it.


6 posted on 07/27/2019 6:44:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: dp0622

Couple of San Fagcisco spoiled brat trust fund pukes? Too bad Italy (like Germany) went pussycrat after the war. Il Duce would have given them a weeks worth of castor oil blowout before the hanging.


21 posted on 07/27/2019 7:24:02 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: dp0622
One of these guys DOES looks like he could be Amish.

You need some glasses. Both these boys are as white as Wonder bread.

45 posted on 07/28/2019 11:04:20 AM PDT by Drew68
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