The Remains Of A Man Missing For A Decade Have Just Been Found Behind A Cooler At His Job

All That's Interesting ^ | July 23, 2019 | Marco Margaritoff

[Kevin in California]

Wouldn’t they have smelled him at some point?

[Vaquero]

Behind ze coolah

[Artemis Webb]

I have $50 and I’ve been wondering what to do with it.

[dfwgator]

[tallyhoe]

Wouldn’t they have smelled him at some point?

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[TADSLOS]

Dang, you are quick on the draw.

[dfwgator]

It’s definitely one of those “Stop whatever you’re doing when it’s on TV” movies for me.

[Grimmy]

If he’d just stayed deported he’d be alive today! Maybe.

Deportation saves lives! possibly.

[Hot Tabasco]

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Are they saying two millionaires may have had something to do with Larry's death? Well, it certainly was life changing for Larry.......

[SMGFan]

why not edit out the sentences not related to the story?

[Newtoidaho]

Is he still eligible for a Darwin award?

[Ikeon]

eeewwww that smell, can’t cha smell that smell?

[doorgunner69]

Wouldn’t they have smelled him at some point?

Depends on the kind of market it was. In No Carolina during a stay, used to ride motorcycles on a route that went by a soul food market. The smell of (I assumed) chitlins cooking would have covered a dead body rotting.

[TADSLOS]

Yep. It’s on my short list too..along with Blazing Saddles and a few more.

[vladimir998]

Some shoppers claimed they stop shopping there because of the horrible smell near the meat department.

[Cowboy Bob]

Is “cooler” something only a “Boomer” would understand - from growing up on WWII movies?

[pepsi_junkie]

Yes! The Dirty Dozen, Patton, and The Great Escape are all “whoa, look whats on! I’ll be a little late to the wedding now..” movies for me.

[SIDENET]

Is he still eligible for a Darwin award?

That, and a Hide-and-Seek championship trophy.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"co-workers told police that climbing the equipment was a common occurrence to pass the time."

I would have hoped that work was a common occurrence to pass the time. No wonder this dump went out of business.

And, what kind of IQ would find climbing on top of a cooler "fun"? Maybe a 10 year old, but a 25 year old? Although his parents make him sound like something of a tard.