Posted on 07/24/2019 2:44:19 PM PDT by sheana
AKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Arrested in the death of his wife, Nathaniel Robertson admitted during an interview with sheriff’s detectives to beating her with a concrete block.
But Robertson, in a confusing, rambling statement, said he did it to “give her compassion and mercy” as “the alignments were not in place to protect her,” according to recently released court documents.
He said he had been infected by mayonnaise “they” put in him, the documents say. The “they” in this case was a group of “brutal, powerful” people Robertson said he couldn’t identify.
There was something inside him releasing information from the Revolutionary War, Robertson told investigators. Asked if he used drugs, he said he used “ice” to help him breathe.
Ice is commonly used to refer to methamphetamine, but it’s unclear from the documents if that’s what Robertson meant.
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Must have been a wonderful job working for that guy. Car salesman?
He’s right. Must be the soybean oil.
In California it would be Best Foods mayonnaise
who knows what could have happened had it been Miracle Whip instead of mayo!
I had a Jewish girlfriend in college. Well, more just a friend, there was nothing romantic going on. One time she invited me to stay with her family for the weekend. For lunch they made sandwiches and asked me whether I wanted mayonnaise or mustard on my sandwich. I said mayonnaise and they all started laughing.
They had a bet among themselves that because I was a WASP, I would say mayonnaise. Otherwise I would have said mustard.
Powerful groups that infect you with mayonnaise are the worst!!
Well, it sure couldn’t be ‘Duke’s’!
There is also a Debbie “mayo” Washerwoman Shultz angle to this as well.
I would have asked for both. Gotta have mayo and mustard on any decent sandwich...
lol
Boy if i had a dollar for every time I beat my wife with a concrete block because someone slipped bad mayonnaise on my sandwich...
Oh, the humayonity of it all!
Must have used dummocraze instead of Hellman’s.
And there it is...
No death sentence in California...
“Almost has a phobic response to it.”
Me, too. I won’t touch it. I cut my sandwiches first ‘cause if I cut DH’s first there might be a smidge of mayo on the knife.
My son, when he was in the Navy, had sure fire method to get a seat for he and his buddies at mess when it was crowded:
He would find an empty seat at a table of blacks and then sit down. He had several of those aluminum foil mayonnaise packs, which he would open and start to put the mayonnaise on his food.
If that didn't clear the table, he would squirt the mayonnaise directly into his mouth.
Worked every time he said.
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