Ohhhh yeah, an adult flintstones! Finally Fred can get it on with Betty!
How many gay and African-Cavemen characters will we discover living in the town of Bedrock that we never knew?
Halle Berry was the best part of the last one.
Want bronto burger.
Nope.
Ping.
Hollywood is on a mission to ruin EVERYTHING that I used to enjoy.
Betty Rubble is hot
Quentin Tarantino is directing.
Hollyweird does another remake. Does anybody know what is the movie or concept with the highest remakes? I figure Godzilla is probably in the top 10.
This would have to be mainly for adults, even if it’s G rated. Why? Because The Flintstones is a creation of the 1960’s, so their influence, while still strong, is likely to be 28% of what it used to be even 30 years ago in the 1980’s.
I don’t think they make many feature cartoons like the Flintstones anymore, without sexing everything way up, making the dialog just too darn mean,(Family Guy).
or allowing the plot to become buried under Special Effects.
Brace yourself to hear Pebbles cuss her mom Wilma out, when Wilma takes her daughter’s cell phone (shell-phone?).
Be ready to see Bamm Bamm in a court ordered Gender Studies class after telling Pebbles that “her hair was real pretty”.
Then again, I could be completely off base about it all.
Hope so.
Keep The Great Gazoo, Pebbles and Bam Bam out. Those characters were the “jump the shark” moment for the show
Nothing new out of Follywood, just warmed over hash that was put in the closet decades ago.
Hollyweird has given up on new ideas; just one sequel after another and rebooting to bring old films up to PC and GAYSTAPO standards.
Keep The Great Gazoo, Pebbles and Bam Bam out. Those characters were the “jump the shark” moment for the show
Interesting enough, i started watching Beverly hillbillies recently. In one of the first episodes Jed Clampett gives Elly-May a great, no nonsense “what-fer” about why she needs to start dressing like a girl. He explains that even though she can out-shoot, out-run,out-wrassle any boy, God made her as a girl. And she can’t change that anymore than a sow can change into a goose.
Back when California was a positive member of the world...
Illegal alien Neanderthals have invaded Bedrock, and terrorist Cro-Magnans blow up the quarry where Fred & Barney work. Dash Riprock comes out as gay, and Bam Bam has sex reassignment surgery. Dino and Pebbles are recognized as the first inter-species couple, Betty is a streetwalker, and Wilma cooks meth in the bedroom closet. Fred & Barney decide to leave, and they fall off the edge of the Earth.
Rated G
Peebles is transgender. She comes home from boarding school with a double mastectomy and beard.
Will Fred be Black?
The F Stones?