Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FULL TITLE:

MIGRANT'S PLUNGE Sunbather narrowly escapes death as jet stowaway falls 3,500ft and lands 3ft from him in his garden

1 posted on 07/02/2019 6:35:17 AM PDT by Red Badger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-28 next last
To: Tijeras_Slim

Carrion Luggage Ping?..............


2 posted on 07/02/2019 6:36:02 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Thanks the posted headline may be the best yet for FR re bad headlines.


3 posted on 07/02/2019 6:38:00 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (KAG! Keep America Great! Vote for President Trump in 2020! KAG! Keep America Great. Again!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

As if the Blitz wasn’t bad enough ...


4 posted on 07/02/2019 6:38:26 AM PDT by IronJack
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger
The tragic migrant plunged from the landing gear bay

I bet the tragic migrant will think twice before he does that again.

6 posted on 07/02/2019 6:39:11 AM PDT by humblegunner
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Every once in a while, a plane gets a stowaway who is too stupid to realize that the plane’s landing wheel area is not pressurized or heated.


8 posted on 07/02/2019 6:40:53 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger
How to Fall 35,000 Feet And Survive
10 posted on 07/02/2019 6:42:06 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

body fell 3,500ft and smashed into a back garden — as the house’s horrified tenant sunbathed 3ft away.


That would be weird.

I wonder what it sounded like.


11 posted on 07/02/2019 6:42:37 AM PDT by cuban leaf
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

...the body hit with such force it left a crater in the lawn and smashed a path.


I’m tellin’ ya. Kinetic missiles simply dropped from space launch is how the future “big” wars will be fought.


13 posted on 07/02/2019 6:43:57 AM PDT by cuban leaf
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger
Poetic justice for Obama's Kenyan cousin. Sucks to be him.


15 posted on 07/02/2019 6:44:08 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (September 11, 2001 : Never forget, never forgive.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

...he police – who arrived swiftly to put in place a crime scene.


It’s always good to have a spare crime scene in your trunk.


17 posted on 07/02/2019 6:45:30 AM PDT by cuban leaf
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

The force of the impact was so severe that police were initially unable to tell whether the body was male or female.


How sexist! It could have been a transgender.


19 posted on 07/02/2019 6:46:25 AM PDT by cuban leaf
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger; Fred Nerks

The impact obliterated the ( frozen) body.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

That Kenyan has certainly earned the nickname, “Snowflake.”

This is all Kenyan dude Barack Obama’s fault for encouraging his countrymen to go west.

Uhuru has become , “UFOOLU”.

The sad part is that we may never know both dudes true identity.


20 posted on 07/02/2019 6:46:55 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Terrible writing!


22 posted on 07/02/2019 6:47:32 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda�Divide and conquer seems to be working.?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

I say. Simply smashing!


25 posted on 07/02/2019 6:48:35 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (We are governed by the consent of the governed and we are fools for allowing it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Whomp WHOMP! Like an illegal meteor.

One would think the word would get out to these ‘migrants’ that one does not survive hitchhiking a ride in a plane’s wheel well. This is NOT how you will achieve your dreams.
That Sunbather will probably never forget the sudden vibration of the impact as that body hurtled down to the earth. I’ve felt certain earthquakes that I will never forget.


27 posted on 07/02/2019 6:49:31 AM PDT by lee martell
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

The real criminal in the story is the UK government that acts like a refugee magnet.


28 posted on 07/02/2019 6:49:56 AM PDT by SpaceBar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Plans are like your children no matter how bad they are you still love them.


31 posted on 07/02/2019 6:51:33 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” - Steven Wright


33 posted on 07/02/2019 6:52:15 AM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

Hope enjoyed the ride down. It is only the last foot that is a bummer.


36 posted on 07/02/2019 6:54:09 AM PDT by jetson
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: Red Badger

“The force of the impact was so severe that police were initially unable to tell whether the body was male or female.”

Or, as we learned yesterday from the u.k., possibly dozens of other gender classifications. Sounds like the coppers need to return to school for some more education.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3760739/posts


38 posted on 07/02/2019 6:54:49 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-28 next last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson