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MIGRANT'S PLUNGE Sunbather narrowly escapes death as jet stowaway falls 3,500ft and lands 3ft
The SUN UK ^
| 1 Jul 2019, 22:31Updated: 2 Jul 2019, 11:25
| Mike Sullivan, Crime Editor
Posted on 07/02/2019 6:35:17 AM PDT by Red Badger
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MIGRANT'S PLUNGE Sunbather narrowly escapes death as jet stowaway falls 3,500ft and lands 3ft from him in his garden
To: Tijeras_Slim
Carrion Luggage Ping?..............
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:36:02 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
Thanks the posted headline may be the best yet for FR re bad headlines.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:38:00 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(KAG! Keep America Great! Vote for President Trump in 2020! KAG! Keep America Great. Again!)
To: Red Badger
As if the Blitz wasn’t bad enough ...
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:38:26 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:38:57 AM PDT
by
Hoosier-Daddy
("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
To: Red Badger
The tragic migrant plunged from the landing gear bay I bet the tragic migrant will think twice before he does that again.
To: Red Badger
HEY-OH!
LOL, just d***, brutal.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:39:46 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Red Badger
Every once in a while, a plane gets a stowaway who is too stupid to realize that the plane’s landing wheel area is not pressurized or heated.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:40:53 AM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
To: humblegunner
My guess is the body was frozen solid!..............😬
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:41:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:42:06 AM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Red Badger
body fell 3,500ft and smashed into a back garden — as the house’s horrified tenant sunbathed 3ft away.
That would be weird.
I wonder what it sounded like.
To: Red Badger
Easier to clean up, though.
Less splatter.
To: Red Badger
...the body hit with such force it left a crater in the lawn and smashed a path.
I’m tellin’ ya. Kinetic missiles simply dropped from space launch is how the future “big” wars will be fought.
To: PapaBear3625
“Every once in a while, a plane gets a stowaway who is too stupid to realize that the plane’s landing wheel area is not pressurized or heated.”
Given the lack of heat or pressurization, the guy was likely dead before he even hit the ground - right?
To: Red Badger
Poetic justice for Obama's Kenyan cousin. Sucks to be him.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:44:08 AM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(September 11, 2001 : Never forget, never forgive.)
To: cuban leaf
A neighbour said: “I heard a whomp so I went to look out the window. At first I thought it was a tramp asleep. He had all his clothes on and everything.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:44:42 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
...he police – who arrived swiftly to put in place a crime scene.
It’s always good to have a spare crime scene in your trunk.
To: PapaBear3625
In a related story all 20 of the 2020 Democrat POTUS candidates call for a heated and pressurized wheel well on all aircraft.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:45:45 AM PDT
by
LukeL
To: Red Badger
The force of the impact was so severe that police were initially unable to tell whether the body was male or female.
How sexist! It could have been a transgender.
To: Red Badger; Fred Nerks
The impact obliterated the ( frozen) body.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
That Kenyan has certainly earned the nickname, “Snowflake.”
This is all Kenyan dude Barack Obama’s fault for encouraging his countrymen to go west.
Uhuru has become , “UFOOLU”.
The sad part is that we may never know both dudes true identity.
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posted on
07/02/2019 6:46:55 AM PDT
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Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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