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ROTFLMAO!!! Watch the video. Sad saga of the wedgie that didn't quite happen and the gun in the waist band. Cops might have been laughing so hard they had a hard time catching him.

Moral of the story no matter where you live: Make sure you if need suspenders for the piece you plan to carry in your pants before you go packing, otherwise accidental wedgies, or worse, can happen. For me suspenders are mandatory if I chose to pack my Beretta Model 96; otherwise, it's the little S&W .357.

1 posted on 07/01/2019 12:47:46 PM PDT by libstripper
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lol


2 posted on 07/01/2019 12:49:57 PM PDT by Jane Austen (Neo-cons are liberal Democrats who love illegal aliens and war.)
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The perp was an ex-con. He couldn’t come up with a better plan than holding up a donut shop and getting away in an Uber?!


3 posted on 07/01/2019 12:50:30 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("...a choice between Woke-fevered Democrats and Koch-funded Republicans is insufficient."-Mark Steyn)
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To: libstripper
Not sure why but this made me think of the soap gun scene in "Take the Money and Run"


4 posted on 07/01/2019 12:50:31 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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Yet one more example of Natural Selection at work.


5 posted on 07/01/2019 12:50:58 PM PDT by billyboy15
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So there was a gaggle of cops in a Dunkin’ Donuts. I see.


6 posted on 07/01/2019 12:51:43 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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There is a Dunkin Donuts near the town lines of Acton, Maynard, Concord, and Sudbury Massachusetts open 24 hours a day with all night complete police protection.


7 posted on 07/01/2019 12:52:45 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ( Schumer delenda est.)
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“....perhaps we should shoot him.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waf46eBajkw


9 posted on 07/01/2019 12:52:57 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Not to smart to rob a donut shop.


10 posted on 07/01/2019 12:53:21 PM PDT by kempster
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Funnier than Woody Allen in Take the Money and Run when his soap bar shoe polish blackened phony gun melted in the rain.

Or the real life bank robber who set down his wallet and full ID at the teller’s window and rushed out with the money but forgot his wallet.


11 posted on 07/01/2019 12:55:01 PM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we afought for theire finished.)
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A proper holster is mandatory.

But wait! NY has the most draconian gun laws in the country!

How could this possibly happen?

13 posted on 07/01/2019 12:56:40 PM PDT by Eagles6
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I thought for sure this would be a “Florida Man” story.


15 posted on 07/01/2019 12:57:46 PM PDT by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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Cops who “just happened” to be at a donut shop? I see that the writer has been cloistered in his mother’s basement for his whole life.

During the summer that the Bangles came out with “Walk Like an Egyptian” and had the line about the cops in the donut shop, every single time - without exception - that I was at a light near the local Dunkin Donuts, the cop that was ahead, behind or next to me would stop there. These guys really don’t do much to help their own reputation.


18 posted on 07/01/2019 1:00:59 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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in front of a trio of NYPD officers who just happened to be in the fast food restaurant.

Are we supposed to believe that 3 cops at the donut shop was happenstance?

19 posted on 07/01/2019 1:02:25 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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lol

It’s like Fredo tried to rob a Dunkin’ Donuts


20 posted on 07/01/2019 1:03:26 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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....who just happened to be in the fast food restaurant.

Yeah, cops just happened to be in a donut shop................

21 posted on 07/01/2019 1:04:41 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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Cops at a donut shop. What are the odds?


24 posted on 07/01/2019 1:11:01 PM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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Nervous robber:

“All right you mother stickers...this a F up!”


25 posted on 07/01/2019 1:16:52 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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OKAY to the headline brought up a memory that might have been created when I was in high school... something about a girl friend and I had to walk past her dad, who was dozing in the recliner, in their tiny living room, in order to get out of the house. We were going to a party.

A bottle of alcohol might have slipped out of her or my hands (can’t remember), onto the floor, right in front of him, and woke him up....


31 posted on 07/01/2019 2:09:13 PM PDT by NEMDF
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“a trio of NYPD officers who just happened to be in the fast food restaurant...”

Oh sure, the police “just happened” to be at the donut shop. Funny how that works.


32 posted on 07/01/2019 2:20:40 PM PDT by Boogieman
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